Life Aborted
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From: Nu Joizey
Originally posted by TINMAN
I inted to never leave college
Hahaha, I went to school with a lot of guys who said the same thing. True to their word, they are all professors now.
Last edited by LE PEW; Sep 5, 2003 at 12:39 PM.
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From: Panty-raiding the M.S.U.'s girl's dorms...
Re: Originally posted by TINMAN
Originally posted by LE PEW
Hahaha, I went to school with a lot of guys who said the same thing. True to their word, they are all professors now.
Hahaha, I went to school with a lot of guys who said the same thing. True to their word, they are all professors now.
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Originally posted by Raoul
joe....joe....joe, what am I gonna do?
Run this stuff by me before you post it, OK?
First off, you have to lie. Everybody on here lies!
I live in a cardboard box under a bridge and access the internet thru a computer display at Radio Shack but, I have convinced untold thousands that I am a respectable member of society and own a truck.
Look at Habibi. He has been posting from Canadian prison for nearly two years, spinning yarns about traveling around the Country....
"Hey Habibi, why didn't you stop and see me?...."
"Uh....I was sick man, real sick.".
So lifeguardjoe, hold the cards a little closer to the vest. From now on save the truth for a last resort about most anything like say, what you do for a living. OK lifeguardjoe?
p.s.
I know you truthfully claimed 'One' about the girlfriend but, if she has a valve stem and her eyes don't blink, she doesn't count.
joe....joe....joe, what am I gonna do?
Run this stuff by me before you post it, OK?
First off, you have to lie. Everybody on here lies!
I live in a cardboard box under a bridge and access the internet thru a computer display at Radio Shack but, I have convinced untold thousands that I am a respectable member of society and own a truck.
Look at Habibi. He has been posting from Canadian prison for nearly two years, spinning yarns about traveling around the Country....
"Hey Habibi, why didn't you stop and see me?...."
"Uh....I was sick man, real sick.".
So lifeguardjoe, hold the cards a little closer to the vest. From now on save the truth for a last resort about most anything like say, what you do for a living. OK lifeguardjoe?
p.s.
I know you truthfully claimed 'One' about the girlfriend but, if she has a valve stem and her eyes don't blink, she doesn't count.
Raoul, post for post, this has to be one of the funniest you have ever posted.
Valve stem..... , valve stem..... presta or schraeder? And, why doesn't she count, you know safe sex and all.....? Should be worth something.
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I think it should count. I still remember my first time, and she was a girl like that.
I really thought that she was the one for me. I didn't worry that we were from different worlds, me a US citizen, her from China, my father an engineer, her dad a beachball...
If it wasn't for that laytex allergy I developed we'd still be together today.
I really thought that she was the one for me. I didn't worry that we were from different worlds, me a US citizen, her from China, my father an engineer, her dad a beachball...
If it wasn't for that laytex allergy I developed we'd still be together today.