Your wives are going to set up a new group called Compulsive f150online addicts anonymous group. I think that group might get bigger than AAA. . .

 

This thread is epic

 

She'll get used to it...

I've got a nice house, an awesome eff one fiddy that is looking better each day, and a beautiful girlfriend on the side...

(Honey, if you read this later... I Love you and I'm out shopping for jewelery!! maybe even "the ring")

 

Is that the code for halo's for your truck headlights? Ahh shoot I gave it away sorry.

 

OOOOOOOoooooohhhhh.... HALO'S.... pretty lights...

I have a list, they are further down mine, as I can see plenty at night now... I have some other ideas... working on exhaust, upgrading my edge to a gryphon... she'll never notice the color change... she may notice the splash screen change....

re-gear, tires... find some way to get one more inch out of the front... yah know stuff...

I've decided I may just get another job, and have a dual family... I've seen it on one of those lifetime movies that she watches all the time... It gave me an idea...

 

bwahaha this story is awesome! I sincerely pray that your gf does not find this thread.

Yes this site bites your wallet bad. I hate to break it to you - it never ends. Many times I've said "thats enough" only to find myself continuing to mod it. :o

 

Divine retribution? Cat scratch Fever?

Unfortunately this post has nothing to do with the truck or the motor city mad man, but since I have brought all of you into this hectic story, it was only fitting.

Karma may have caught up with our good friend. Last night, while relaxing on the couch, watching some show he was forced into watching by his woman, (she talked him into it, saying it was a good way to spend some "quality time", he was pretty sure it had to do something with shoes or menstrual cycles, either way he just thought about sports and trucks) the venomous feline wants to firmly wedge itself in the middle of the two. He reaches over to pet the cat to try and endear himself to the gf, yes, it was total for show, but he was "making the effort" which apparently it worth alot, who knew?

Bam, pow, crash, meow, hiss, hiss, his, ouch, F'ing cat! And in a moment of divine retribution for blaming the cat for the previous injuries, he was scratched. Now, lest you belive this to be the point of the story and believe our hero to be made of ill ilk, let me continue. This was a problem twofold

1)Unbeknownst to him, he was fairly allergic to cats in an up close and personal setting and althought the scratch was shallow

the area around the cut started to swell up like crazy and itch like your ***** to when your in public and cant put your hand down your pants to assuage the situation

2) It looks NOTHING like the cuts that he blamed on the cat previously.


So she is starting to get suspicous. And, like a woman, she hasnt said anything yet, but we all know that she is just holding on to it for when she has something that she wants. The waiting begins.......

 

Uh oh

 

There will always be speedbumps on the road to victory. Just keep on truckin!

 

Good luck Flashmaster!! My tracks always seemed to get found out.

 

I just had a really scary thought. Yes, the gf finding out would be bad, but the boss finding out would be almost as bad, especially since all the posts are time stamped. And I am supposed to be working at those hours. Oops

See above, 9:20 am. I clocked in at 8:30am.

 

funny thread!

 

 

Dude...go back through my posts and see if ANY from the last few months are on the weekend or after 4 PM...maybe 2 or 3...of about 800. haha

 

Where do you work? You could have just been researching for your company.