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Old Apr 28, 2006 | 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Tim Skelton
In many states, people "break the law" when they engage in oral sex.
Maybe nobody else was paying attention here, but I for one, want to hear more about this! That's just not right!
 
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Old Apr 28, 2006 | 12:22 PM
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Oral sex is illegal in Oklahoma.
 
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Old Apr 28, 2006 | 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by LightningTuner
Maybe nobody else was paying attention here, but I for one, want to hear more about this! That's just not right!
That's why I turned you down....
 
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Old Apr 28, 2006 | 02:32 PM
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For all who asked about the grill blockoffs, I will steer you in the right direction, but they have been discontinued. They were made by SVTED from NLOC. He made mine for me upon special request. He had some people beat him for $$$ so I offered to prepay before he started making them. They came fully painted(match perfectly) and ready to bolt on.
Sorry no pics. I am completely computer illiterate.
Jim
 

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Old Apr 28, 2006 | 02:46 PM
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Rob - You just have to get some better drugs...

These worked for me!



Hope all works out for you too.

Lightning Bob
 
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Old Apr 28, 2006 | 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by okchawk
Oral sex is illegal in Oklahoma.

I can see it now (the jail talk)
WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR ???

Well my wife was....


Note to self, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM OKLAHOMA
Just one question, what exactly do the hookers do ???
Look at it and blow on it
Oh I know, maybe they pull the ole NYPD move and shove a broom stick up your
 
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Old Apr 28, 2006 | 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by AZ fun


Lets all smoke a doobie. Tim says it is OK
dude...youre a babbling idiot.
you should just shut up now..

Originally Posted by AZ fun


This is for you Tim. Should we start with pink
That made a world of sense.......
Manly man insult
 
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Old Apr 28, 2006 | 06:55 PM
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Fear not, Sal and Rob. In Lawrence v. Texas, 539 U.S. 558 (2003), the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that Texas anti-butt-bandit laws were unconstitutional. So most pundits believe that hetero sodomy, oral sex, nipple torture, etc are necessarily also constitutionally protected.

Note to Rob: Prostitution is an independent crime, so it still can be prohibited. And gerbil play is probably a violation of animal cruelty laws.
 
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Old Apr 29, 2006 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by LightningTuner
Maybe nobody else was paying attention here,
but I for one, want to hear more about this! That's just not right!
Originally Posted by St Louis Lightning
That's why I turned you down....
OMFG ... You SERIOUSLY owe me for a new monitor ... This one is covered in cappucino!
 
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Old Apr 29, 2006 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by AZ fun


This is for you Tim. Should we start with pink

B-Man's Dictionary:

2 entries found for jackass.

jack·***

1. A male *** or donkey.

2. A foolish or stupid person; a blockhead: “You've acted like an irrational jackass and it's time you stopped posting on F150online, AZ fun ! ”

Just because you disagree with Tim, it doesn't make him wrong. I know several people who "like to burn"... do I do it, no - should they have the right to - yes. These folks go to work every day; they participate in their kid's lives (school functions, baseball, dance, etc.); they smoke in the privacy of their own homes. Who are they infringing upon by smoking ?

Canada legalized small quantities - did the whole country collapse? If we legalized and taxed it, revenues would go up, crime would go down and Rob02 would be calmer !!!

As long as it is socially acceptable for people to drink, smoke cigarettes and cigars, speed, dress sleazy, listen to stupid music, whatever you want to pick on, it should be legal for Tim to
 
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Old Apr 29, 2006 | 11:08 AM
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Old Apr 29, 2006 | 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Ct.TOPGUN
For all who asked about the grill blockoffs, I will steer you in the right direction, but they have been discontinued. They were made by SVTED from NLOC. He made mine for me upon special request. He had some peple beat him for $$$ so I offered to prepay before he started making them. They came fully painted(match perfectly) and ready to bolt on.
Sorry no pics. I am completely computer illiterate.
Jim
He still makes them...I just got my set last week.

Rich
 
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Old Apr 29, 2006 | 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by B-Man
Just because you disagree with Tim, it doesn't make him wrong. I know several people who "like to burn"... do I do it, no - should they have the right to - yes. These folks go to work every day; they participate in their kid's lives (school functions, baseball, dance, etc.); they smoke in the privacy of their own homes. Who are they infringing upon by smoking ?
Ever hear of DUI/DWI?

And for the record oral sex is illegal in all 50 states, and every country in the world for that matter...if you wear the green suit. Don't tell and I won't ask
 
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Old Apr 29, 2006 | 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by baddgene
Ever hear of DUI/DWI?
Apparently so, since he clearly qualified his remarks with "in the privacy of their own homes."

If DUI is a reason to ban pot, then it is also a reason to ban alcohol, prescription pain killers, and cough syrup.

Originally Posted by baddgene
. . . And for the record oral sex is illegal in all 50 states, and every country in the world for that matter...if you wear the green suit. Don't tell and I won't ask
 
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Old Apr 29, 2006 | 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Tim Skelton
Apparently so, since he clearly qualified his remarks with "in the privacy of their own homes."

If DUI is a reason to ban pot, then it is also a reason to ban alcohol, prescription pain killers, and cough syrup.



Maybe it would make more sense to you esquire if I just came out and said it's still illegal in the military, at least in the Army. As any law, it may not be prosecuted, but it's still illegal.

And there would be no need for DUI/DWI if everyone kept it in the privacy of their own homes, now would there?
 
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