My official, I'm sorry EVERYONE
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This reminds me of a day at work a few years ago.
I was a probation officer and one of my probationers dropped a dirty screen. Went before the Judge and said something to the effect:
Your honor, I've had a real hard time lately, My girlfriend left me, my son is in the hospital, and I lost my job, I know it is not an excuse but that is why I smoked that marijuana.
Judge looked at him and said something to the effect:
So when the going gets tough you turn to drugs? Probation extended 1 year and you'll serve those 120 days that we were holding in abeyance starting today.
Next case.
I was a probation officer and one of my probationers dropped a dirty screen. Went before the Judge and said something to the effect:
Your honor, I've had a real hard time lately, My girlfriend left me, my son is in the hospital, and I lost my job, I know it is not an excuse but that is why I smoked that marijuana.
Judge looked at him and said something to the effect:
So when the going gets tough you turn to drugs? Probation extended 1 year and you'll serve those 120 days that we were holding in abeyance starting today.
Next case.
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From: Fayetteville, NC
Originally Posted by l-menace
This reminds me of a day at work a few years ago.
I was a probation officer and one of my probationers dropped a dirty screen. Went before the Judge and said something to the effect:
Your honor, I've had a real hard time lately, My girlfriend left me, my son is in the hospital, and I lost my job, I know it is not an excuse but that is why I smoked that marijuana.
Judge looked at him and said something to the effect:
So when the going gets tough you turn to drugs? Probation extended 1 year and you'll serve those 120 days that we were holding in abeyance starting today.
Next case.
I was a probation officer and one of my probationers dropped a dirty screen. Went before the Judge and said something to the effect:
Your honor, I've had a real hard time lately, My girlfriend left me, my son is in the hospital, and I lost my job, I know it is not an excuse but that is why I smoked that marijuana.
Judge looked at him and said something to the effect:
So when the going gets tough you turn to drugs? Probation extended 1 year and you'll serve those 120 days that we were holding in abeyance starting today.
Next case.
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From: The People's Republic of Los Angeles
I smoke weed because I like it. I don't need any other reason.
It's no one's f*cking business except mine. I would not apologize -- or even explain -- to a police officer, a judge, or anyone else. The law is stupid, wrong, and hypocritical. I will pay the penalty, but I will not feign remorse.
But when you are out on parole, you are required to make a bargain with the state to surrender certain rights, including your God-given right to spark up a fattie. Violation of that bargain makes you an idiot -- and subject to no one's sympathy.
As much as I support one's right to get high, I would probably lock him back up myself.
It's no one's f*cking business except mine. I would not apologize -- or even explain -- to a police officer, a judge, or anyone else. The law is stupid, wrong, and hypocritical. I will pay the penalty, but I will not feign remorse.
But when you are out on parole, you are required to make a bargain with the state to surrender certain rights, including your God-given right to spark up a fattie. Violation of that bargain makes you an idiot -- and subject to no one's sympathy.
As much as I support one's right to get high, I would probably lock him back up myself.
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From: The People's Republic of Los Angeles
Originally Posted by l-menace
. . . Judge looked at him and said something to the effect:
So when the going gets tough you turn to drugs? Probation extended 1 year and you'll serve those 120 days that we were holding in abeyance starting today.
Next case.
So when the going gets tough you turn to drugs? Probation extended 1 year and you'll serve those 120 days that we were holding in abeyance starting today.
Next case.
Would it be cool if I turn myself in to the bailiff in the morning? Since I've already blown the drug test, can I pleeeease have just one more night of bong hits on the Lay-z-boy before I have to go back to wearing lingere for a 400-pound guy who makes me call him 'Daddy'?"
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From: Selden NY
TIM FOR PRESIDENT, WOO HOO!!!
Thanks everyone
I'll tell her the team is routing for her
Enough about that, lets not **** off Tim : o )
IM
I really did stess the point IT IS NOT AN EXCUSE (and it's not). All I wanted to do is let people know THERE IS A REASON I'm out of wac, but it's NOT an excuse.
Thanks everyone
I'll tell her the team is routing for her
Enough about that, lets not **** off Tim : o )
IM
I really did stess the point IT IS NOT AN EXCUSE (and it's not). All I wanted to do is let people know THERE IS A REASON I'm out of wac, but it's NOT an excuse.
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Originally Posted by SVT F15O
They "helped" him out the first time they gave him probation.
Oh that was priceless
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Originally Posted by Tim Skelton
I smoke weed because I like it. I don't need any other reason.
It's no one's f*cking business except mine. I would not apologize -- or even explain -- to a police officer, a judge, or anyone else. The law is stupid, wrong, and hypocritical. I will pay the penalty, but I will not feign remorse.
But when you are out on parole, you are required to make a bargain with the state to surrender certain rights, including your God-given right to spark up a fattie. Violation of that bargain makes you an idiot -- and subject to no one's sympathy.
As much as I support one's right to get high, I would probably lock him back up myself.
It's no one's f*cking business except mine. I would not apologize -- or even explain -- to a police officer, a judge, or anyone else. The law is stupid, wrong, and hypocritical. I will pay the penalty, but I will not feign remorse.
But when you are out on parole, you are required to make a bargain with the state to surrender certain rights, including your God-given right to spark up a fattie. Violation of that bargain makes you an idiot -- and subject to no one's sympathy.
As much as I support one's right to get high, I would probably lock him back up myself.
An attorney who doesn't follow the law. Go figure. How did you put it Tim "stupid, wrong, and hypocritical" . Makes me wonder why you became one.
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From: MA
Originally Posted by Rob_02Lightning
. I lost a 1969 SS 454 Chevelle to them that night (ya thats the one I stole back some time later and parted out) but the point is I do know when to keep my mouth shut.
Unfortunately this time I didnt, and thats what this post is about......
Unfortunately this time I didnt, and thats what this post is about......