I am very proud to say that I am very proud of the huge role I played in making making things so wonderful around here.

Today I am very proud of myself and the way I smell too.

I am a really terrific person and maybe soon you will all bow down to me.

I am great. I am really so proud of the work I've done here.

All of you should also be proud of me and those who are not proud of me should change your way of thinking because your thinking is not right.

Praise me, Praise me, Praise me.

Do you smell that? It's the aroma of roses because I farted.

 

What the hell are you smoking ?

 

 

Please, show the unworthy and all the apprentices a picture of your blondish comb-over.

 

Charlie, is that you?

 

He is proud of his spelling and smelling.

 

That's known as an 'A$$ Hat' in Danxville.

 

My experience has been that what seems really funny at 4:12 AM usually isn't once the Keystone wears off.......

 

When I first started reading this I thought it was a direct quote from Obama.

 

Ahhhh yes........drunk posting it never ends well.

 

 

I am smokin the news man! The news! Oh and by the way I just farted again and it smells good don't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPk7jnmI7sk

 

congratulations for coming out of the closet!

 

Now if you could only spell myself........................... Bendoverimdriving

 

My team has uncoverd some very interesting things about the word myself and the conclusion by everyboddy that I talk to is that the most important thing is not the spelling but the meaning. So I'm just going to move ahead and talk about the most important thing and that is what is on TV now.

I want to thank you all for your support and continued praise for my existance. I will be here all week so don't forget to tip your waitress.