90% of them are mall crawlers anyway so why would they need a SA?

 

people who think that Shinedown's cover of "Simple Man" is better than the original, ****

People who played guitar hero and suddenly love a band although that is the only song they know example

A-I love lynyrd skynyrd
B-Whats your favorite song?
A-Free Bird
B-What else?
A-I dont know any others

 

-When I waiting at the left turn light and it turns green for the vehicle's going straight but not me.

-When somebody's dog dumps in my yard and they look around to see if anyone saw them, then leave the dump there.

-When people post farmville stuff on facebook.

-Comcast

-When the radio station I listen to all night at work switches to all Christmas all the time.

-When the fat chick's spaghetti strap tank top looks like bread baking around twine.

-Ugg boots.

-Using a bath towel to do the butt flossing thing.

 

haha Farmville

 

And another, those bungee cord child leashes you always see at the grocery store.

 

Michelle Obama's giant butt.

 

 

People who don't return phone calls, lol

 

... that is what email / sexting / texting is for... talking on the phone is a PITA

 

This goes for email and texting as well

 

Really bad toupees.

 

Hmmmm.

 

1. Wiggers
2. People that drive in the left lane FOREVER!
3. Shinedown. I just know while they're looking down the .45 that they could've pulled the trigger.
4. Chrome accents.....everywhere.
5. "Ain't Skeered"
6. That little kid that pees on everything.
7. My roommate.
8. People that call over and over, then leave a voicemail, then text...then call again.
9. My job.
10. People that think they are better than anyone ever created. Arrogant s.o.b.'s
11. Installing the front of a lowering kit, and that's it.

I could go on but I'm sure everyone gets the idea.

 

lisps

 

The Bridezilla show, and the fact that networks give those dumbass ignorant bastards a chance to be on TV