Things That Bug You That Shouldn't?
When my neighbors friends come over, they always park in front of my house. then walk across the street to the house. why is it so hard to park in front of the house you're going to?!! its even closer if you park in front of their house not mine! drives me crazy because every time i have people come over, i make sure they park in front of my house or in my driveway.
it drives me CRAZY when people do not use the correct word for your, you're, their, they're, etc....come on its not that hard and we all learned grammar back in grade school.
it drives me CRAZY when people do not use the correct word for your, you're, their, they're, etc....come on its not that hard and we all learned grammar back in grade school.
1. When I pull up to the gas station and there are 8 fuel pumps, only 2 of those pumps have diesel available, well for some unknown reason people ALWAYS take the pump with diesel when they are filling up with gas. WTF?!?!?!?!?! There are 6 other pumps?!?! Now I have to sit here behind you, while you keep looking back wondering why I'm creeping on you. It drives me insane. Just use a different pump!!!
2. Toyota Prius and the toolbags who drive them
3. People who call 911 to go to the hospital for a routine physical
4. When Maryland DOT pours 3" of salt of the roads for 1" of snow
5. Al Gore/Global Warming BS
6. Hippies
7. People who comment to me about how my truck is killing the enviorment, yet then walk away and get into their 1980's POS minivan that is littered with save the world stickers, yet is only getting 16 mpg
8. Al Gore/Global Warming
9. People who can't drive in snow
10. People who slow down and take pictures of accident scenes on the side of the road. Not only do they cause traffic, why do they insist on having a photo of someones elses bad day?
2. Toyota Prius and the toolbags who drive them
3. People who call 911 to go to the hospital for a routine physical
4. When Maryland DOT pours 3" of salt of the roads for 1" of snow
5. Al Gore/Global Warming BS
6. Hippies
7. People who comment to me about how my truck is killing the enviorment, yet then walk away and get into their 1980's POS minivan that is littered with save the world stickers, yet is only getting 16 mpg
8. Al Gore/Global Warming
9. People who can't drive in snow
10. People who slow down and take pictures of accident scenes on the side of the road. Not only do they cause traffic, why do they insist on having a photo of someones elses bad day?
1. When my trucks gets dirty, even though I can't control the weather, it still bothers me
2. white people who think they're ghetto
3. certain words.."craving" for example..my gf's family always says it and it pisses me off
I'm sure there's many more too
2. white people who think they're ghetto
3. certain words.."craving" for example..my gf's family always says it and it pisses me off
I'm sure there's many more too
We all have our own little things that bug us even though when you think about them rationally, they shouldn't, but they still do.
Do you guys have any?
I've got a few I can think of right off the bat:
My wife's parents will refer to us as "You People".
"So what did you people do last night?" WTF? "You People? That irriates the heck out of me.
Another one that grates me even though it shouldn't is if someone parks in front of my house. Yes it's a public street and people are allowed to park there but screw off already and go park in front of your own house!
... and finally, this one gets under my skin so bad:
When I see people holding paper money in their mouth.
I see women do it once in a while when they are searching through their purse with both hands and they will jam a $20 bill into their mouth and hold it their to keep their hands free.
That is so frikkin disgusting it turns my stomach.
Do you people have any you can think of?
Do you guys have any?
I've got a few I can think of right off the bat:
My wife's parents will refer to us as "You People".
"So what did you people do last night?" WTF? "You People? That irriates the heck out of me.
Another one that grates me even though it shouldn't is if someone parks in front of my house. Yes it's a public street and people are allowed to park there but screw off already and go park in front of your own house!
... and finally, this one gets under my skin so bad:
When I see people holding paper money in their mouth.
I see women do it once in a while when they are searching through their purse with both hands and they will jam a $20 bill into their mouth and hold it their to keep their hands free.
That is so frikkin disgusting it turns my stomach.
Do you people have any you can think of?
Oh I got one,
I'm at my Friday night poker game last night and I've got the perfect fart brewing, a 10 pointer on the riktor scale...
So I'm holding it a little extra longer waiting for just the right moment to release it and then I hold out my finger and say "Pull My Finger".
There's nothing worse than when the chumps don't pull your finger and then you unleash the fart on them (without the satisfaction of having your finger pulled)
Just pull the damn finger already, you know the drill, the fart is so much more pleasurable when the finger is pulled at precisely the exact moment the fart is unleashed to the world".
The next time one of your friend's say "Pull My Finger", just do it already and give in to your inner desires to help perpetrate the best possible fart you can.
I'm at my Friday night poker game last night and I've got the perfect fart brewing, a 10 pointer on the riktor scale...
So I'm holding it a little extra longer waiting for just the right moment to release it and then I hold out my finger and say "Pull My Finger".
There's nothing worse than when the chumps don't pull your finger and then you unleash the fart on them (without the satisfaction of having your finger pulled)
Just pull the damn finger already, you know the drill, the fart is so much more pleasurable when the finger is pulled at precisely the exact moment the fart is unleashed to the world".
The next time one of your friend's say "Pull My Finger", just do it already and give in to your inner desires to help perpetrate the best possible fart you can.







