People who drive diesels that smoke bother ME........

 

-people who cant drive in the snow
-people whos parents pay for everything even though they no longer live at home
-fat people who blame mcdonalds, dont eat it!
-that lady that spilled hot coffee on herself and sued because the cup didnt say it was hot
-the kids in NY that shot a bunch of people and said they had played so much grand theft auto they couldnt tell it apart from reality
-Rap
-Hippies
-Wiggers

 

One thing that always bothered me was YOKO ONOGod I hate that beyotch!

She was such an overbearing and smothering sort who was practically in John's lap and wouldn't let him have the spotlight for 5 minutes alone.

Check out this video, this is what I'm talking about:

Here's John singing one of the best songs ever and there's Yoko horning in on the spotlight right up there. The old hag will live to be a 106, you just know it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q0Ey...ayer_embedded#

 

You mean, like Ford's? My sister's Toyota is more American than my F150.

 

I have always felt that way too. I could barely watch the video with that %^*&* in it!

 

Facebook. People who "friend" me on Facebook when they know I am not on it and don't want to be on it.

Facial Piercings. No one looks good with them especially people over 40.

People that don't respect the vehicles they drive. For most of us it is the second most expensive thing you will own and most people treat them like a trash can on wheels.

People that take their pets everywhere they go. Your dog can get by a few hours on its own.

People that yell everything they have to say.

Oil companies that make billions when the market is good and then cry when they make less than that when the market is slow.

People that park in front of my house. I live two houses down from a small park and there is always street parking there but almost every night some jack*** is parked in front of my house.

I could go on but that is good for now.

 

People that have never driven on black ice, complaining about how southerners can't drive in winter weather.

Snow is a piece of cake. But we get ice that is slicker than octopus snot, and you can't even see it.

 

Yeah, we get that stuff too, its the neatest thing to find.

 

HaHa when my husband drives my truck hitting random animals, breaking way too late, screwing with my mirrors.

Stupid stuff that shouldn't matter, hrmmm the list is long but best I can come up with.
1. Chicks/men that ride motorcycles with their underware hanging out, really??? What's so dang impressive about a back with a crack? I have one myself, if you're gonna show off, show me something that will impress me.

2. When I am riding my motorcycle, and people make that "wheelie" motion. Yeah, I'm really gonna do a wheelie jussst for you..moron.

3. Women who wear those rediculous ugg boots super short shorts, and say "like & Ummm" 22 times in one sentence..

4. cars/trucks that have 6 inches of caked on break dust because they never wash it.

 

Pistachios that aren't ripe enough to crack open.

A chapped/slightly bleeding lower lie when im trying to eat salted pistachios

foam at the bottom of a beer.

 

I love Pistachios

 

Just bought 3 pounds of them

 

Good thread, ive gotten some good laughs, but most of these irritate me. My all time is this..............For the love of God, just because you can have babies doesnt mean you should. I see people all the time popping out babies like sunflower seeds.....YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THOSE SUCKERS!Im tired of doing it for you!!!!!!

 

My wife.

 

Sorry, but this made me think of Borat...

'Ugh, when I buy my wife, she cook good, she was strong on plow. Now, she is 15, her voice get deep, she always yell "Borat, Borat", she get much hair on chest, and her *#@!% hang loose like sleeve of wizard'