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All I can picture is Jim hiding under his desk at work after his boss comes around asking why nothing is getting done. He'd have a handfull of mini cinni buns in one hand and his blackberry so he can keep all of us knkit-witts in line on the forums and still manage to flick the boss man off 
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All I can picture is Jim hiding under his desk at work after his boss comes around asking why nothing is getting done. He'd have a handfull of mini cinni buns in one hand and his blackberry so he can keep all of us knkit-witts in line on the forums and still manage to flick the boss man off
Now for sure he'll close this thread.
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I don't know that I have ever seen this. While everyone's on the subject of good bathroom stories I have a no joke one for you. Not mine, but one I have heard a few times from a good friend.
Some guys were on a charter bus, the kind that has the small corner bathroom in the back. The kind that isn't large enough to even turn around in. So a guy that was with them, pretty short dude and huge round stomach. He goes back to use the bathroom so he goes in shuts the door and locks it. Well about this time we are coming up on a stop light, and for some reason the car in front of them really laid on the breaks, so of course the bus driver slammed the breaks. All the sudden they heard bang, and looked back to see the guy is laying on his back peeing a stream straight up in the air yelling. Partly from shock and embarrassment I think. I guess when the driver slammed the breaks, he fell back into the door and the lock gave way and the door screamed open and he just fell out still peeing. I don't think I have ever laughed that hard. I wasn't even there but just imagining the story made me cry laughing so hard.
Some guys were on a charter bus, the kind that has the small corner bathroom in the back. The kind that isn't large enough to even turn around in. So a guy that was with them, pretty short dude and huge round stomach. He goes back to use the bathroom so he goes in shuts the door and locks it. Well about this time we are coming up on a stop light, and for some reason the car in front of them really laid on the breaks, so of course the bus driver slammed the breaks. All the sudden they heard bang, and looked back to see the guy is laying on his back peeing a stream straight up in the air yelling. Partly from shock and embarrassment I think. I guess when the driver slammed the breaks, he fell back into the door and the lock gave way and the door screamed open and he just fell out still peeing. I don't think I have ever laughed that hard. I wasn't even there but just imagining the story made me cry laughing so hard.
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I went into the bathroom somewhere a few days ago and saw someone with their pants around their knees at the urnel. I instantly thought of this thread
Well, I actually thought of Blue, but....
Well, I actually thought of Blue, but....
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Of course I was born before zippers were in vogue. Buttons kind of meant you undid the whole thing, but I never felt the need to "drop trow", as they say.
As soon as zippers came into common use, you just had to be careful of another (somewhat painful) problem when you were finished.
(On second thought, it was no "laughing matter". 
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Don't you risk getting your pants, well.... "damp", doing it this way?
Of course I was born before zippers were in vogue. Buttons kind of meant you undid the whole thing, but I never felt the need to "drop trow", as they say.
As soon as zippers came into common use, you just had to be careful of another (somewhat painful) problem when you were finished. (On second thought, it was no "laughing matter". )
- Jack
Of course I was born before zippers were in vogue. Buttons kind of meant you undid the whole thing, but I never felt the need to "drop trow", as they say.
As soon as zippers came into common use, you just had to be careful of another (somewhat painful) problem when you were finished.
(On second thought, it was no "laughing matter". )- Jack
I'm not sure if they get damp. Usually I take them off and hang them on the coat hanger or sling them over the stall to keep them out of harms way.