Drop the pants?
- Yea, so I might as well give it up. Right, whatever.....
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From: Cabot, AR
Okay, so, funny bathroom story.
In a public restroom, standing at a urinal, appropriate spaces between all.
Guy walks in. Walks up to urinal. Unzips, and a split second later lets out a yelp and says . . .
"Wow that water's cold."
Awkward pause.
Everyone is trying not to laugh (and not succeeding).
Maybe it was the way he said it . . . but it was damn funny.
In a public restroom, standing at a urinal, appropriate spaces between all.
Guy walks in. Walks up to urinal. Unzips, and a split second later lets out a yelp and says . . .
"Wow that water's cold."
Awkward pause.
Everyone is trying not to laugh (and not succeeding).
Maybe it was the way he said it . . . but it was damn funny.
Guy next to him says, "And the pipes are rusty".
My best ever bathroom story was at a bar after seeing Rodney Carrington live at a different venue. He has a song called, "Why does it burn when I pee". I was about 5/4ths drunk and alone in the bathroom singing this song while standing at the wall john. I didn't notice but two guys walked in while I was in the chorus. The looks on their faces when I turned around was priceless. Luckly I was drunk enough not to care (but still remember it) so I said something like, "Don't act like it ain't happened to you before" to the closest one before walking to the sink.
You guys realize, don't you, that there are women on this forum and you've given away all our little "male secrets/insecurities"? 
I would have deleted this thread, but Lovetrucks had already seen it. Once the cows are out of the barn, no point in closing the door. *shrug*
- Jack
I would have deleted this thread, but Lovetrucks had already seen it. Once the cows are out of the barn, no point in closing the door. *shrug*
- Jack
Rhonda
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From: Tennessee
Next guy says, "Deep too".
Guy next to him says, "And the pipes are rusty".
My best ever bathroom story was at a bar after seeing Rodney Carrington live at a different venue. He has a song called, "Why does it burn when I pee". I was about 5/4ths drunk and alone in the bathroom singing this song while standing at the wall john. I didn't notice but two guys walked in while I was in the chorus. The looks on their faces when I turned around was priceless. Luckly I was drunk enough not to care (but still remember it) so I said something like, "Don't act like it ain't happened to you before" to the closest one before walking to the sink.
Guy next to him says, "And the pipes are rusty".
My best ever bathroom story was at a bar after seeing Rodney Carrington live at a different venue. He has a song called, "Why does it burn when I pee". I was about 5/4ths drunk and alone in the bathroom singing this song while standing at the wall john. I didn't notice but two guys walked in while I was in the chorus. The looks on their faces when I turned around was priceless. Luckly I was drunk enough not to care (but still remember it) so I said something like, "Don't act like it ain't happened to you before" to the closest one before walking to the sink.
Thats pretty funny, i can totally relate with this story... and the song.. 
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From: Hammer Lane
I couldn't really say why anyone would need to drop trou to take a leak, but this is what happened to me last week…
I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go into the restroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I had just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall… “Hi there. How's it going?”
Okay, I am not the type of person to strike conversations with strangers in restrooms, while sitting on the toilet. I didn’t know what to say, so I finally replied, “Not bad…”
Then the voice says, “So... What are you doing?”
I was starting to find this a bit weird, but I said, “Well, I’m going back to the East Coast…”
Then I hear the person say, “Look, I’ll call you right back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me.”
I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go into the restroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I had just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall… “Hi there. How's it going?”
Okay, I am not the type of person to strike conversations with strangers in restrooms, while sitting on the toilet. I didn’t know what to say, so I finally replied, “Not bad…”
Then the voice says, “So... What are you doing?”
I was starting to find this a bit weird, but I said, “Well, I’m going back to the East Coast…”
Then I hear the person say, “Look, I’ll call you right back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me.”
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From: San Angelo, TX
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From: San Angelo, TX
I couldn't really say why anyone would need to drop trou to take a leak, but this is what happened to me last week…
I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go into the restroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I had just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall… “Hi there. How's it going?”
Okay, I am not the type of person to strike conversations with strangers in restrooms, while sitting on the toilet. I didn’t know what to say, so I finally replied, “Not bad…”
Then the voice says, “So... What are you doing?”
I was starting to find this a bit weird, but I said, “Well, I’m going back to the East Coast…”
Then I hear the person say, “Look, I’ll call you right back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me.”
I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go into the restroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I had just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall… “Hi there. How's it going?”
Okay, I am not the type of person to strike conversations with strangers in restrooms, while sitting on the toilet. I didn’t know what to say, so I finally replied, “Not bad…”
Then the voice says, “So... What are you doing?”
I was starting to find this a bit weird, but I said, “Well, I’m going back to the East Coast…”
Then I hear the person say, “Look, I’ll call you right back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me.”
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From: New Jersey
I couldn't really say why anyone would need to drop trou to take a leak, but this is what happened to me last week…
I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go into the restroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I had just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall… “Hi there. How's it going?”
Okay, I am not the type of person to strike conversations with strangers in restrooms, while sitting on the toilet. I didn’t know what to say, so I finally replied, “Not bad…”
Then the voice says, “So... What are you doing?”
I was starting to find this a bit weird, but I said, “Well, I’m going back to the East Coast…”
Then I hear the person say, “Look, I’ll call you right back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me.”
I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go into the restroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I had just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall… “Hi there. How's it going?”
Okay, I am not the type of person to strike conversations with strangers in restrooms, while sitting on the toilet. I didn’t know what to say, so I finally replied, “Not bad…”
Then the voice says, “So... What are you doing?”
I was starting to find this a bit weird, but I said, “Well, I’m going back to the East Coast…”
Then I hear the person say, “Look, I’ll call you right back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me.”
Funny!
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From: Starkville Mississippi
Ok then Bluejay...
I like walking into a crowded restroom...like 35 guys peeing in a trough at one time. Walk up, start peeing, look around and say "Hey, is this where all the Richards hang out?"
**During real conversation, substitute a name commonly used in place of 'Richard.' It starts with D and ends with K**
I like walking into a crowded restroom...like 35 guys peeing in a trough at one time. Walk up, start peeing, look around and say "Hey, is this where all the Richards hang out?"
**During real conversation, substitute a name commonly used in place of 'Richard.' It starts with D and ends with K**
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From: New Jersey
Ok then Bluejay...
I like walking into a crowded restroom...like 35 guys peeing in a trough at one time. Walk up, start peeing, look around and say "Hey, is this where all the Richards hang out?"
**During real conversation, substitute a name commonly used in place of 'Richard.' It starts with D and ends with K**
I like walking into a crowded restroom...like 35 guys peeing in a trough at one time. Walk up, start peeing, look around and say "Hey, is this where all the Richards hang out?"
**During real conversation, substitute a name commonly used in place of 'Richard.' It starts with D and ends with K**
