Drop the pants?
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From: joplin, mo
With all the talk of bathroom etiquette. Does anyone remember what it was like as kids, before we learned such rules, to "pee for distance?" My last time was the fifth grade. My friends and I were caught and spent detention cleaning the restrooms. The real downside was I didn't even win. Lol
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With all the talk of bathroom etiquette. Does anyone remember what it was like as kids, before we learned such rules, to "pee for distance?" My last time was the fifth grade. My friends and I were caught and spent detention cleaning the restrooms. The real downside was I didn't even win. Lol
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From: Ky
My guess was the guy was in mid stream and had unbuttoned/unbuckled and his pants decided to go south. At least that would be the only socially acceptable reason.
Some of the stories reminded me of my cousin. I found out by accident that he would have to strip totally naked to drop dueces. Yes. jaybird, birthday suit, nekkid! I asked him why and he said that's how he learned to go potty when he was young and just COULD NOT physically go with a stitch of clothes on. I asked him how he managed to go in public. He said he didn't, he would hold it until he got home. I always wondered why he never went on vacations and such. ???
Some of the stories reminded me of my cousin. I found out by accident that he would have to strip totally naked to drop dueces. Yes. jaybird, birthday suit, nekkid! I asked him why and he said that's how he learned to go potty when he was young and just COULD NOT physically go with a stitch of clothes on. I asked him how he managed to go in public. He said he didn't, he would hold it until he got home. I always wondered why he never went on vacations and such. ???
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From: Corona, Crazyfornia
My guess was the guy was in mid stream and had unbuttoned/unbuckled and his pants decided to go south. At least that would be the only socially acceptable reason.
Some of the stories reminded me of my cousin. I found out by accident that he would have to strip totally naked to drop dueces. Yes. jaybird, birthday suit, nekkid! I asked him why and he said that's how he learned to go potty when he was young and just COULD NOT physically go with a stitch of clothes on. I asked him how he managed to go in public. He said he didn't, he would hold it until he got home. I always wondered why he never went on vacations and such. ???
Some of the stories reminded me of my cousin. I found out by accident that he would have to strip totally naked to drop dueces. Yes. jaybird, birthday suit, nekkid! I asked him why and he said that's how he learned to go potty when he was young and just COULD NOT physically go with a stitch of clothes on. I asked him how he managed to go in public. He said he didn't, he would hold it until he got home. I always wondered why he never went on vacations and such. ???
I wouldn't want to be stuck with him in a duck blind either!
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Yea... lol
I was 5 yrs old. Picture of me and my cousin. He's peeing on the side of the car and I'm standing on a chopping block of wood peeing over my aunts VW beetle. At least from the angle it looks like it's going over.
I peed on everything. That included an electric fence twice. Once for a dare and the second time I didnt know it was an electric fence. Maybe that's where my special powers came from 
I was 5 yrs old. Picture of me and my cousin. He's peeing on the side of the car and I'm standing on a chopping block of wood peeing over my aunts VW beetle. At least from the angle it looks like it's going over.
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