My Dog Died Today
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12-16-2010, 01:11 PM
We have a cat at home. His name is "Dude". He does not love me more than I realize. He does not love me at all. He's a greedy bastard that uses me as a source for food and a place to stay warm. He's a conniving, calculating, cold-hearted cat.
He's a lot like most women. Which is why women tend to like cats.
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He's a lot like most women. Which is why women tend to like cats.
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LOL, oh man, I needed that more than you know.
Thanks
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12-16-2010, 02:05 PM
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We have a cat at home. His name is "Dude". He does not love me more than I realize. He does not love me at all. He's a greedy bastard that uses me as a source for food and a place to stay warm. He's a conniving, calculating, cold-hearted cat.
He's a lot like most women. Which is why women tend to like cats.
(In the equal time department, the reason men tend to like dogs is because dogs are stupid and operate at an elemental level, like most men.)
Actually, I like my cat because of the fact he's calculating and cold-hearted.
It's an honest relationship.
I'll scratch him under the chin on your behalf, but he won't care. He'll just expect one of those damn smelly kitty treats.
[/comedy used for comforting effect]
He's a lot like most women. Which is why women tend to like cats.
(In the equal time department, the reason men tend to like dogs is because dogs are stupid and operate at an elemental level, like most men.)
Actually, I like my cat because of the fact he's calculating and cold-hearted.
It's an honest relationship.
I'll scratch him under the chin on your behalf, but he won't care. He'll just expect one of those damn smelly kitty treats.
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12-16-2010, 02:16 PM
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We're both just waiting to see who is going to win.
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12-16-2010, 02:56 PM
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12-16-2010, 03:03 PM
We have a cat at home. His name is "Dude". He does not love me more than I realize. He does not love me at all. He's a greedy bastard that uses me as a source for food and a place to stay warm. He's a conniving, calculating, cold-hearted cat.
He's a lot like most women. Which is why women tend to like cats.
(In the equal time department, the reason men tend to like dogs is because dogs are stupid and operate at an elemental level, like most men.)
Actually, I like my cat because of the fact he's calculating and cold-hearted.
It's an honest relationship.
I'll scratch him under the chin on your behalf, but he won't care. He'll just expect one of those damn smelly kitty treats.
[/comedy used for comforting effect]
He's a lot like most women. Which is why women tend to like cats.
(In the equal time department, the reason men tend to like dogs is because dogs are stupid and operate at an elemental level, like most men.)
Actually, I like my cat because of the fact he's calculating and cold-hearted.
It's an honest relationship.
I'll scratch him under the chin on your behalf, but he won't care. He'll just expect one of those damn smelly kitty treats.
[/comedy used for comforting effect]
Sorry for your loss Habs... My brother has a dog and idk what I'd do if he went. It's sad to think about.
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12-16-2010, 06:11 PM
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She's a farm girl (in the generalized, based only on location sense of the word). Met her after I moved here.
So, house already mine, I've currently no business interests that require I continue living here.
I can go back to L.A., or move to N.Y. area, or Paris, or any where I want, any time I want, and my interests are still intact.
Therefore, I WIN!!!
(and always will)
So, house already mine, I've currently no business interests that require I continue living here.
I can go back to L.A., or move to N.Y. area, or Paris, or any where I want, any time I want, and my interests are still intact.
Therefore, I WIN!!!
(and always will)