started this on a mustang forum, it's like Jeff Foxworthy's you might be a redneck.

Example. You might be a ricer if you think gluing glowsticks underneath your car will make it faster.

here's the thread for some inspiration.
http://www.chicagolandmustang.com/fo...ad.php?t=44795

 

If you remove your passenger seat to gain .00000000000000001 seconds in the 1/4 mile, you might be a ricer.

 

If you believe in "back pressure", you might be a ricer...

 

if the tip on your car is bigger than your coffee can....you might be a ricer.

if you think a body kit and a huge rear will make you go faster...you might be a ricer. *Because your little matchbox car will never go 140mph were those come into effect* *Also why would you want downforce on your back 2 tires that are not powered??*

 

If your civic has aeronautical canards, you might be a ricer.

 

If you think every 4 cylinder 5-speed that you drove was FAST.

 

One of mine was, but it was turbocharged from the factory.

 

If you have more vinyl on your car than your house you might be a ricer

 

If you call your economy car "the project".

 

If you can quote 'The Fast and Furious' word for word.

 

If you have more money in your shoes and sun glasses then you do under the hood.

 

You might be a ricer if, the thought of hooking up an electric leaf blower to your intake has ever crossed your mind.

 

You might be a ricer if you reinforce the floor boards if you plan on using NOS.

(The Fast and Furious reference)

 

If more parts on your car come from Home Depot then JEGS

 

if you have a NOS decal