Stickers=HP.

 

the other week i saw a guy who put one on backwards so it said "SON" in backwards letters

 

If a large bottle of Coke or Pepsi at the store holds more liquid than your cars engine size, you are definitely a ricer.

If you have ever installed an air intake snorkel on a Civic, you may be a ricer.

If you believe a Mazda rotary engine has pistons, you may be a ricer.

If you believe an American made musclecar can do both a wheelie and a burnout at the same time (see 'Fast and Furious'), you are definitely a ricer.

If you don't know who Vic Edelbrock, Ed Iskenderian, Harvey Crane, Phil Weiand, George Hurst, Dean Moon or Bruce Crower are and the companies they started, you are DEFINITELY a ricer.

If you think 3 dueces is only a poker hand, you may be a ricer.

If you think a 4 barrel is a type of new military gun, you may be a ricer.

If you think that the word 'jets' only refers to airplanes, you may be a ricer.

If you think a "power valve" is something only a nitrous system has, you may be a ricer.

If your engine puts out less torque than my trucks lugnuts require, you are definitely a ricer.

If you think "baby moons" only happen when the baby's diaper drops, you may be a ricer.

If you think "lakes pipes" are something you smoke an illegal drug out of, you are definitely a ricer.

 

If your car has splatter paint on it anywhere, you are definitely a ricer. (reference to ricer thread)

If your body kit, car, hood, and spoiler are all different colors, you can't be anything but a ricer.

 

OR! if the whole thing is primered!!

 

haha true that. lets see if I have another one....

If you have a ricer type car and you THINK your exhaust sounds good.....then you are a ricer.

 

you might be a ricer if your....this guy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_qOn-u8OYM

 

You might be a ricer if you put your car in nuetral at red lights to make people think you have a manual tranny. Or you claim you lost a race because you missed a shift but your car is an automatic.

 

If you do this to a mustang......





then you are definitely a ricer.

 

^^OMFG^^

 

That's bad, but the Grand Prix in the background is well on it's way. I think this is been overlooked but you ARE a ricer if you put a huge robotic looking wing on the trunk of your front wheel drive car for downforce? Worse yet is the same guy who made a hood scoop for a EFI Grand Am out of what looked like a plastic bin!!!!!!!!

 

Even if they represent something that does not exist, caught this on cellphone camera a while back.

 

I hope to god that's a V6 and not a V8 Mustang.

 

If you feel the need to run every gear to redline while driving normally.. you might be a ricer
If your trunk rattle is just as loud as your fart can... you might be a ricer
if you have a monster tach on a unmodded car... you might be a ricer
If you believe that the 80 year old couple in their olds delta 88 at the light next to you wants to race.... You might be a ricer