What is it with people not controlling their dogs?
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Originally Posted by TysonsLariat View Post
If Tyson got real frisky, I showed him how to use his bed as a surrogate dog until he was “okay”. As long as he wasn’t hammering away at dinner or when company was over or when I was trying to sleep I didn’t care.
If Tyson got real frisky, I showed him how to use his bed as a surrogate dog until he was “okay”. As long as he wasn’t hammering away at dinner or when company was over or when I was trying to sleep I didn’t care.
And please don't post how you "showed him" how to do this.
Last edited by lovetrucks; Jul 26, 2010 at 12:44 PM.
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You two do watch television I assume. And even perhaps, read the news once in a great while? So murder, rape, torture, prosititution, theft, infidelity, that's perfectly okay to be publicly dispalyed and commented on? But mention a dog masturbating, OMG, cover my eyes? Seems very odd to me, but hey, that's just me.
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You two do watch television I assume. And even perhaps, read the news once in a great while? So murder, rape, torture, prosititution, theft, infidelity, that's perfectly okay to be publicly dispalyed and commented on? But mention a dog masturbating, OMG, cover my eyes? Seems very odd to me, but hey, that's just me.
And btw....not a very good analogy.
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Dude it's not the dog!
It's the mental picture of you "showing" him how to do it!
I had to have my son hit me in the head with a shovel to get that picture out of my mind!!!
Other than that the rest of what you wrote is pretty good.
It's the mental picture of you "showing" him how to do it!
I had to have my son hit me in the head with a shovel to get that picture out of my mind!!!
Other than that the rest of what you wrote is pretty good.
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My dog wouldn't lift his leg to spray fire hydrants and mailboxes which was just embarrasing considering he was a huge German Shepherd.
So, when I took him for a walk I showed him how to do it.
I guess my neighbors called the cops because I was arrested on nine counts of Urinating In Public, which was ridiculous because I didn't have nothing left after four.
So, when I took him for a walk I showed him how to do it.
I guess my neighbors called the cops because I was arrested on nine counts of Urinating In Public, which was ridiculous because I didn't have nothing left after four.
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Reminds of the time a woman I used to work with and also raised ****er spaniels told a bunch of us at work (this was a warehouse, btw) how they got a stud dog "ready" to mate. I was the only one who didn't react with any more than raised eyebrows. Oddly, it was the men who reacted the most strongly.