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Old Feb 24, 2010 | 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by T&Df150
When people keep asking you questions, always answer "I don't know" even if you do, eventually they start to think your stupid and leave you alone.
That's good advice. - Og
 
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Old Feb 24, 2010 | 07:57 AM
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My wisdom:
If you can't afford to buy quality up front, how will you afford the replacement?

Repair something right the first time and you won't have to come up with more time and money to fix it twice.

I'd rather work with someone who accomplishes less- but has a better attitude, than a speed-demon who has a sucky one.

Don't bitch or complain about trivial things, people DO NOT want to hear it-
-They have their own problems to worry about.

Don't jump into a conversation unless you can add intelligence to it, or something that is really funny.

Don't kid yourself...you can't drive and text (safely) at the same time.

 

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Old Feb 24, 2010 | 08:12 AM
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My Father always said.... Old age and treachery will get'cha every time.
Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
Confusious say... War do not determine who is right, war determine who left.
Confusious say... Virginity like bubble, one ***** all gone.
 

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Old Feb 24, 2010 | 12:52 PM
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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
 
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Old Feb 24, 2010 | 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
So many answers to that one
 
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Old Feb 24, 2010 | 01:32 PM
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a few from my dad...

If you're minding your business you don't have time to mind anyone else's.
If it's got t*ts or tires, it's gonna be trouble.
If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.
 
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Old Feb 24, 2010 | 02:06 PM
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Murphy's law - If anything can go wrong it will.

Kingfish's law - If you have planned for everything, and there is no possible way anything could go wrong, it is going to be so screwed up, you will never see daylight.
 
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Old Feb 24, 2010 | 02:16 PM
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You can crack your knuckles but don't knuckle your crack.
 
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Old Feb 24, 2010 | 02:29 PM
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Here is one from my dad.

Dont do anything half azz its all or nothing.
 
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Old Feb 24, 2010 | 02:59 PM
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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?




Originally Posted by Tumba
So many answers to that one



Only one that counts.... Congress
 
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Old Feb 24, 2010 | 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
Only one that counts.... Congress
Congress is one of the major tenets of the Constitution!
Our founding fathers wisely crafted that leg our National Stool!
How dare you besmirch the fine work of Washington, Jefferson or that guy on the Five or that guy on the Ten!
 
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Old Feb 24, 2010 | 04:17 PM
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You can lead a horse to water... but if you can get it to float on its back, you've got something!

- Jack
 
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Old Feb 24, 2010 | 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Raoul
Congress is one of the major tenets of the Constitution!
Our founding fathers wisely crafted that leg our National Stool!
How dare you besmirch the fine work of Washington, Jefferson or that guy on the Five or that guy on the Ten!

Hardly a besmirchment... Maybe they intended Congress to be mostly a nonproductive entity. A scary Congress to me, is one that gets everything it wants to do... done.
 
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Old Feb 25, 2010 | 02:36 AM
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Old Feb 25, 2010 | 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted by JackandJanet
You can lead a horse to water... but if you can get it to float on its back, you've got something!

- Jack
Yea Jack, a DEAD horse!
 
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