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Old Jan 29, 2010 | 10:46 PM
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pearl of wisdom thread

If it can't be fixed with a hammer you have an electrical problem.
 
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Old Jan 29, 2010 | 11:39 PM
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Don't eat the yellow snow... Don't know why I thought of that one...
 
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Old Jan 30, 2010 | 08:29 AM
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Confusious say.... Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.
 
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Old Jan 30, 2010 | 10:24 AM
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Save the drama for your momma!
 
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Old Jan 30, 2010 | 10:50 AM
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Confusious say.... He who goes through turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok.
 
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Old Jan 30, 2010 | 12:41 PM
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Confusious say.... He who goes through turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok.

nice one
 
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Old Jan 30, 2010 | 02:01 PM
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Confucious also say man with head up butt have a s***ty outlook on life !!!
 
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Old Jan 30, 2010 | 02:08 PM
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This one could save your life...

Never fart in a slow elevator.
 
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Old Jan 30, 2010 | 02:11 PM
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Confucius Say ......
A ***** is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.
 
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Old Jan 30, 2010 | 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Average-Joe
Confucius Say ......
A ***** is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.
BJ say...if this keeps up, this here thread is headed fer the , aight ...
 
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Old Jan 30, 2010 | 02:36 PM
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Jbrew say ... anything can be fixed with a copious application of WD40.
 
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Old Jan 30, 2010 | 02:37 PM
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Grog say ... this is just too simple to make more complicated...
 
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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 01:11 PM
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All you need is WD-40 and Duck tape to fix most everything.

If it moves but shouldn't, duck tape.

If it doesn't move but should, WD-40.
 
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 11:16 AM
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Don't pet a burning dog
 
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 11:34 AM
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The Rules of Camp

Rule #1: Dont **** off the cook.

Rule #2: See rule #1
 
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