If you thought pissing into the wind wasn't cool!
Then don't try pissing into a fan blowing on you!

 

Confusious say.... Man who stand on toilet, get high on pot.

or in a wetsuit


- NCSU

 

Never get into a slow elevator with Raoul. :o

 

If it aint broke don't fix it.

I get into trouble with this one all the time. Sometimes I wish I could just leave it alone.

 

Do not buy hemorrhoidal cream that looks like toothpaste.

 

I wonder if that mistake is the inspiration for the term tight-lipped?

 

Or closed mouth? Stiff upper lip?

 

That pearl of wisdom is NOT from personal experience.
I would not be so dumb to type it here if it actually happened to me hahaha. I'm smarter than to reveal that kind of info.

Besides, I have rubberband wrapped around the hemorrdail cream tube so that could never happen, also a rubberband around my backup tube and the tube I carry in the truck glovebox.
The tube of hemorrdail cream in my travel case doesn't not have a rubberband because it's always in the case and could not be confused with another product.

Anyway, just wanted to mention that it was not from personal experience.

 

Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Og

 

"If its stuck force it, if it breaks it needed replacing anyways"

Haha its funny that i even have that in my sig, i dont even use that logic
I cringe at the sight of a newb with a 3ft cheater bar on a 3/8 drive ratchet

 

Double post

 

Here's some of my favorite Dad-style saying:
You may be slick but you can't slide on barbed wire.
Nobody ever always or nevers.
Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, only you don't know until later that it's because you're a hooker and life just F-ed you.

 

When people keep asking you questions, always answer "I don't know" even if you do, eventually they start to think your stupid and leave you alone.

 

With enough patience and perseverance you can scew a tom cat
I use that everyday haha, if something at work just isnt going my way, i step back take a breather collect myself and keep at it

 

When life gives you lemons, draw unemployment. :o - Og