Why do chicks get so mad when you go to a strip club?

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Old May 19, 2009 | 03:29 PM
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If women are "creatures", what does that make men?
 
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Old May 19, 2009 | 03:35 PM
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Well I just confirmed it with the "best friend" she thinks that this is ridiculous also!

I don't expect her to tell my wife that of course.

I also asked her if her husband was mad and she said absolutely not.

He's kinda mad cause she left him passed out on the couch, didn't tell him she was leaving, then when he woke to call her she didn't answer cause it was loud in the club. I'd say if anything he should be the mad one of the group!

I said, he's prolly mad cause he missed a strip club opportunity!
 
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Old May 19, 2009 | 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by efuehrin
Well I just confirmed it with the "best friend" she thinks that this is ridiculous also!

I don't expect her to tell my wife that of course.

I also asked her if her husband was mad and she said absolutely not.

He's kinda mad cause she left him passed out on the couch, didn't tell him she was leaving, then when he woke to call her she didn't answer cause it was loud in the club. I'd say if anything he should be the mad one of the group!

I said, he's prolly mad cause he missed a strip club opportunity!
Of course she thinks it's ridiculous! She was in "cahoots" with you!
 
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Old May 19, 2009 | 03:48 PM
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Goats nad
Most of em have two!
 
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Old May 19, 2009 | 03:52 PM
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Hey RockPick do me a favor and block any possible future usernames that resemble Mrs. Efuehrin just in case.

I'd be so screwed!
 
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Old May 19, 2009 | 03:57 PM
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I gotta agree with Dirt Bike Dave. Once you've made your partner feel disrespected, you can expect them to trust you less. The only time a lap-dance is kosher for a married man, is if his wife buys it for him... And even then he better not enjoy it too much.

Sorry man, but you have some groveling to do.
 
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Old May 19, 2009 | 04:20 PM
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Sorry man, but you have some groveling to do.
Or as long as his memory holds up, he can think back on that night fondly cuz it aint gonna happen again as long as he is with his wife.......
 
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Old May 19, 2009 | 04:25 PM
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Yep I don't see another visit in my future.

At least not in MO!
 
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Old May 19, 2009 | 04:31 PM
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Oh and just for reference.

I do love my wife very much. While I don't think that a trip to the strip club for a bach party should get me in too much trouble I do realize that we may have wound it up a little too much that night.

And I did tell her I wouldn't go to another one and I won't. That dosn't bother me at all.

If I'm feeling frisky for a lapdance I'll just go out and buy her Carmen Electra's stripper workout video. I hear that works out pretty good for everyone!

And it can't be more than $20!

Some of my posts here were in my online, around the truck buddy's voice, I'm sure none of ya figured that out already though!
 
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Old May 19, 2009 | 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
If women are "creatures", what does that make men?

Beasts
 
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Old May 19, 2009 | 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by SmokeyBear
Most of em have two!
Damn, now i'm talking about a goat's nads
 
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Old May 20, 2009 | 12:54 PM
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Damn, now i'm talking about a goat's nads
that's almost sig worthy
 
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Old May 20, 2009 | 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by tarajerame
that's almost sig worthy
 
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Old May 20, 2009 | 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by efuehrin
Well I just confirmed it with the "best friend" she thinks that this is ridiculous also!

I don't expect her to tell my wife that of course.

I also asked her if her husband was mad and she said absolutely not.

He's kinda mad cause she left him passed out on the couch, didn't tell him she was leaving, then when he woke to call her she didn't answer cause it was loud in the club. I'd say if anything he should be the mad one of the group!

I said, he's prolly mad cause he missed a strip club opportunity!

You just can't stop diggin yourself a deeper hole can you?

Get this... it doesn't matter what you OR the wife's friend think...
 
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Old May 20, 2009 | 02:47 PM
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Digging a deeper hole with who? The F-150 group? It's not like I'm having this converstation with my wife..
 
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