This is an actual float in Germany or so I've been told




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I don't know why I'm posting this, because it's really not too funny when
you stop and think about it -
Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over
500 employees with the following statistics:
*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
*3 have been arrested for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
*8 have been arrested for shoplifting
*21 are current defendants in lawsuits
*In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving
What organization this is?
It's the 535 members of your United States Congress!!!!!
The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new
laws designed to keep the rest of us in line.

 

LOL ATST, oh,um sorry

 

Don't see any cross-dressers on the list. Need a cross-dresser though it's probably only illegal in Georgia. Raoul: We got to get going on the campaign. Takes time to spool up a good campaign. Need a cross-dresser in Washington, folks. After all, they've got lots in the House of Lords in England.

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My third F-series: '73 F-100, '98 F-150 and '00 F-150. Great trucks!

 

What will Bill Clinton be known as in history?

The president after Bush.

 

Take Neal the HP freak, plleeeeease. Once he crosses the border it will be closed.

Regards

Jean Marc Chartier

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Rancho RSX Reflex shocks,
SmittyBilt Nerfs, Borla Cat Back
Modified Air Cleaner Outlet Tube,
Superchips

 

Roaul for President? Hmmmm, funny guy, crazy as hell, good disposition, complete set of distemper and rabies shots.

ATST for VP? Hmmm, nice BLUE truck, nice bumpers, nice suspension in the rear end, powerful headlights, never a lack for words...

You guys get my vote, IF I could vote...

The rest of you guys...may the best man/woman win!

Thank God I retained my Canadian citizenship just in case this country goes to hell! LOL

 

I'll vote for him only if January 8th is a national holiday. Elvis' birthday.

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Oh Yeah?


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A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well, son let me try to explain it to you this way...
I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me 'Capitalism'.
Your Mom, she's the administrator of the household, so we'll call her the Government.
We're here to take care of YOUR needs, so we'll call you 'The People'.
The nanny, well, she works hard all day for very little money, so we'll consider her 'The Working Class'.
And your baby brother... we'll call him 'The Future'. Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his
diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks into the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about".
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, The People are being ignored, and the Future is in Deep Sh*t."




[This message has been edited by Andthensometoo (edited 05-12-2000).]

 

Any more nominations?

 

See what happened because you guys didn't vote for Raoul?

 

Shoot, And I was going to ask to be SECDEF

 

Two famous quotes I'd like to hear from the candidates today:
BTW who's quotes are these?

 

I believe those quotes are from G. Washington.