HI!... Hey ANDTHEMSOMETOO make sure you bring a tape measure to those intern interviews. You will want to make sure your male interns "MEASURE UP" to the job!8-) 8-)

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NEAL [ the horsepower freak ] NEWMAN
'99' F-150 XLT SPORT, oxford white, reg cab shortbox stepside,5.4, auto, 4.10L.S, captain's chairs, bedliner, GTS carbon fiber headlight covers, **** CEPECK clear halogen driving lights, GTS slotted tailight covers (painted oxford white), FORD locking lug nuts, tinted windows,true duel exhaust with 2.5 inch mandrel bent pipes and FLOWMASTER 3 chamber mufflers with 3' tailpipes exiting before the rear wheel like the LIGHTNING, HELLWIG rear stabalizer bar, AUTOMETER guage pod and tranny temp guage, custom fabricated air intake trac and huge K/N filter, TPS mod, BELLTECH 2-inch rear drop, SUPERCHIP

 

I would declare that as an issue of national security that all non-Ford trucks be banished.

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99 XLT 5.4L reg cab 4x2 120" Wheelbase 4 wheel disc brakes/ABS 5 star larait style wheels Toreador Red/Silver 3.55 gears 255/70/16 OWL Delta toolbox
Eclipse 5340 cd player
Memphis ARCS50 component speakers w/tweeters mounted flush in the door panels (excellent sound)powered by a Sherwood 35x2 RMS amp
Jensen 50x2 RMS for the 2 Audiobahn AWC10 subs
Looking for reasonably priced used running boards
54regcab@duesouth.net in Columbia SC

 

Andthensometoo,

How about Carmen Electra?

 

Fast, this is truck Country!
No 'Car men' allowed!

and mainly gas! We will let Diesel in but, definitely no Electra!

 

Neal, I keep a tape measure in my Truck, but I also have a good eye for size.

Fast, who says you can't have TWO "assistants"?

 

Where ya gonna put the campaign buttons Raoul?

I would also lose the kis a baby theme used by those in office. Unless the baby is over 18

I know this will work though because you ALL have way to much free time and a good politician is always busy doing nothing.

Have fun,
Mark

 

For those of you who adopt the Party uniform AND wear campaign buttons, I want you to know,

"I feel your pain".

 

We could do worse:
Recently Dan Quayle dropped out of the 2000 presedential race. Here are a
few of his statements from way back when -

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same
distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures
where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that
means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/11/89

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being
very wasteful. How true that is."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy - but that could change."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/22/89

 

And one from Honest Abe -

People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they
like.

-- Abraham Lincoln

:-)))

Two politicians were carrying on a conversation when all of a sudden, one
yelled at the other, "You're lying!".

The other politician responded, "I know, but hear me out..."

 

Time to bring this one back...

I was talking to Raoul the other day and he said: "I've got the runs! Gonna run for the top job in the country! Got to get to the White House this time for sure so I can bring in all kinds of new policies for the benefit of Ford truck drivers, like free gas for 5.4 owners, free PSDs for 4.2 owners, $5 buck gas for Shovie owners."

You F150onliners should know that Raoul has got gas on his mind A LOT. Knows the Arabs. He's got lots of free gas that he willingly shares with everyone, including total strangers in the Walmart aisle.

What you probably don't know is that George W. has offered to pull out (as George Carlin once put it) and back Raoul for a launch from the Lone Star state. Raoul with a 10-gallon! Raoul with an endorsement from the Professional Bull Riders Association! Raoul with Faith Hill at his side! - on loan from Tim but don't tell anyone.

We're on the move! What do you think about that!!!

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Black 2000 SC short-box XLT. 4.2 V-6, 5-speed, 3.55 Limited Slip. Side steps, CD, remote entry, factory box liner. My add-ons: Older Windstar (driver's side) wiper blade - the one with the air scoop, because I don't slow down when it rains; "f150online" sticker and snazzy Tweetie Bird floor mats.

My second of the "new" F150s. Great trucks!

 

Shifter have you been painting without a ventilator again?

 

You knew, Andthensometoo! HD vapours, too, I might add.

Okay. No Faith Hill. You can be the eye-candy, Andthensometoo. Got any wowie new policies you want to pop on to the population?



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Black 2000 SC short-box XLT. 4.2 V-6, 5-speed, 3.55 Limited Slip. Side steps, CD, remote entry, factory box liner. My add-ons: Older Windstar (driver's side) wiper blade - the one with the air scoop, because I don't slow down when it rains; "f150online" sticker and snazzy Tweetie Bird floor mats.

My second of the "new" F150s. Great trucks!

 

Yeah, how about death penalty for convicted murderers regardless of age, race, gender, or gender preferences of either the murderer or the victim. and while we're at it lets get all the predjudice lawsuits off the books. It never ends when we start pointing out our differences and saying we were unfairly treated because of them. Kind of like the case of the table with one leg shorter than the other, where in trying to even it up, all the legs get shorter and shorter until there are no legs left to hold the table up. This "crying foul" will end naturally when we stop pointing out our differences and start admiring each individuals contributions! (send money to address on my web page) All us two legged animals are on this earth together, so lets share- just not with the chevy drivers!


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Andthemsometoo interesting thought.
I too belive that on a job app. or college app. there shouldn't even be a blank for race.
I have never even thought about who on F150online is black or white or .... or ....
It truly doesn't make any difference IMHO.

 

check out some appropriate email bumpers!






and my favorite:


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David
'99 F150 XLT SC, STYLESIDE
3.73, 4X4 ORP 5.4L, AUTO,
139wb, Medium Red Tor.,
Rhino, K&N, BugGuard,
RainGuards, Superchip, Soft Tonneau
f150online sticker!!! GET ONE NOW!




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