Accused of passing gas, man charged with battery

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Old 09-27-2008, 12:16 PM
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Accused of passing gas, man charged with battery

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SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) — A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.
Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.
As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and ``passed gas loudly,'' the complaint said.
Cruz, according to the complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.
``The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,'' the complaint alleged.
He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.


 
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Old 09-27-2008, 12:23 PM
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He sounds like a guy that has been hanging around Raoul too much!
 
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haha. thats funny. i dont agree with charging him with battery. but he should be charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.
 
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Wow thats really funny lol
 
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Moral of the story: Never ask a police officer to pull your finger.
 
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Pink Eye is caught through poop! Ihate when people fan pinkeye my way
 
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Old 09-27-2008, 04:16 PM
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Word on the street is they dropped the charges.
 
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Old 09-28-2008, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by scott1981
``The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,'' the complaint alleged.
 
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so it didn't smell of roses?
 
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:38 AM
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Geeze ppl like this give Appalachia a bad name. Don't forget the Duct Tape Bandit too... This guy is from the town I live in.
 
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Old 09-28-2008, 11:45 AM
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Sounds like a bunch of hot air to me!!
 
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Old 09-28-2008, 04:15 PM
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looks like we made national lol. yea they dropped that charge of battery. there were lawyers from all over willing to take this guys case for free
 
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Old 09-28-2008, 06:32 PM
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wow... don't know whether I should be proud that's my home state or not
 
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Old 09-28-2008, 08:16 PM
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looks like we made national lol. yea they dropped that charge of battery. there were lawyers from all over willing to take this guys case for free
They didn't get to smell it either
 
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Damn I didn't even see this the other day online, Just curious scott as how you came across this even?
 


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