I agree with that. She didnt go from the 19 yr old she was to a heffer in one night. So you only have yourself to blame for watching her get fat, and not try to get her into the gym sooner. When you noticed her getting slightly chubby, should have said "hey lets go to the gym together". She aint gonna go by herself man. And you know that.

Leave her, like said before...divorce would be expensive. Just leaver her now and start over, its 10X better than the other choice.

 

Don't marry a health problem.

 

I have a feeling that money, not love, is what has really kept him around this long.

 

Sounds like you get two for the price of one. Double-down.

 

I have feeling you are partially right. I am not financially well off, the thought of marrying into a wealthy family does secure me for the rest of my life though.

 

Show her this thread. That'll get the message accross.

 

X2

 

Yeah... and tell her that she needs to get bulimic or something... tell her that you dig chicks that have eating disorders..

 

Sounds like she already has a eating disorder.

 

Tell her to act like Linsday Lohan for about a month. That will deffintly help her out.

 

Well... somehow like... I dunno... do some kind destructor in the member class function... and then get her to eat a microSD chip with the program on it...

Do something along the lines of this:

#include <new>
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
class whatieat {
public:
whatieat() { cout << "constructwhatieat::whatieat()" << endl; }
~whatieat() { cout << "destructwhatieat::~whatieat()" << endl; }
};
int main () {
char* p = new char[sizeof(whatieat)];
whatieat* ap = new (p) whatieat;
ap->whatieat::~whatieat();
delete [] p;
return 0;
}

Make sure you compile it with a g++ compiler and you'll be set.

 

You have several choices...

1) Tell her you must be true to her, and yourself...Tell her you are gay, and you are sorry.
2) Tell her your darkest and most twisted fantasies...you can make some of it up...such as midgets, and farm animals. Do not tell her you are a pedophile, that is just sick, and you could go to jail.
3) Admit your disgust towards her. Let her know, that it is not shallow, to want to make yourself happy.
4) Disappear...Seriously, pack it up, and start a new life somewhere else.
5) Join the peace corps?
6) Hit on her mom, and ask for a threesome...with the dad.
7) Buy a Miata...She will never fit.

You can make it happen...You just have to man up! BTW, all of these suggestions will work. You just need to figure out what is best for you. Since you are posing this question, whatever you do, you need to leave her. Because eventually, later down the road, you will do something that hurts her worse. Remember, money cannot buy happiness, but it can buy a hot hooker from New York!

 

Hey fat chicks need love too... but if you really are that shallow that you cant stand her now with a little more weight then before then maybe you shouldn't be with her, and definitely not marry her.

 

hahaha

 

Funny.

I know I owe you a phone call.

To the OP, a good buddy of mine is in the EXACT same spot as you. Married a total hottie, she is now Jabba Da Hut, lazy and littered with health problems. Its sad but they just divorced and it was ugly. He has told me for 10 years, I shouldn't have married this gal.

Pack you chit up and get out while you can otherwise you are in a vortex of hell. Is it shallow, not really, but there is no reason to bring yourself down for the rest of your life too. Money ain't everything. Cannot put a price on your own personal well being and happiness.