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Old Mar 17, 2010 | 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by jjdouvier
Badneck is a combo of a badass/redneck. Are you a badneck?

1. Dual Exhaust-gotta show off that loud sound. Got it.
2. Window stickers (hunting, Calvin pissing, naked lady silhouette, etc.) Browing Symbol Count?
3. Mods, Mods, Mods. Could say that, but not a lot.
4. CD selection includes: Ozzy Osbourne, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Kid Rock, Nickelback, Johnny Cash, Garth Brooks, Alan Jackson, Kenny Chesney. Everyone but Cash.
5. Cowboy hat AND baseball cap on your dash. Done, did.
6. Empty beer cans in the box. Bottles count?
7. Aftermarket, large tires. God damn. 32's dont count huh?
8. Lift kit. Some...
9. YOU DRIVE AN F-150!!!! Yes Sir.



Originally Posted by jk007
Got 'em all covered except for #2, and only have a baseball cap though on the dash in #5 though. Do I still qualify as a Badneck?
Where do you live. I see your truck, or adactly the same one everyday. If it ani't you I will take a picture of it.
 
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Old Mar 17, 2010 | 07:05 PM
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i fit most..nascar stickers on my window..ipod with EVERYTHING you could think..no lift..no large tires...and my empty beer cans are thrown in random places
 
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Old Mar 17, 2010 | 07:11 PM
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Bump!!
 
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Old Mar 17, 2010 | 11:39 PM
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Sounds like the typical weekend redneck to me.

1. Dual Exhaust- straight pipes on a newer truck that sound like ****
2. Window stickers- bucked up, saltlife, browning (does not fish or hunt)
3. Mods, Mods, Mods. Could say that, but not a lot.
4. CD selection includes: Colt Ford, Lilwayne
5. Cowboy hat AND baseball cap on your dash. Of course, only to ruin a good cowboy hat
6. Empty beer cans in the box. Bottles count?
7. Aftermarket, large tires.
8. Lift kit. Some...
9. YOU DRIVE AN F-150!!!! Where daddy is paying the note
10. Wearing Costa Del Mars

Yep that's a typical weekend redneck around here
 
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Old Mar 18, 2010 | 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by f150fella08
i fit most..nascar stickers on my window..ipod with EVERYTHING you could think..no lift..no large tires...and my empty beer cans are thrown in random places
how old are you?
 
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Old Mar 18, 2010 | 04:38 PM
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You forgot the flatbilled hat/ jersey guido theme going on too while keeping the redneck accent. Its funny seeing guys jump out of a lifted up truck covered in mud with a local licence plate, and everyone's wearing flat bills, Affliction shirts, shaved arms and legs. WTF?
 
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Old Mar 18, 2010 | 05:28 PM
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I have shaved arm's I dare you to test my Redneck-ness. Im probably in the top 10 biggest RedNecks on this site. Shaved legs are ****ed up though.
 
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Old Mar 18, 2010 | 05:35 PM
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I've never understood people that have to TRY and promote they are a redneck. Those kind of people come off to me as trying to be something they are not and you can tell when they are trying really hard. It cracks me up. Prime example, people who leave dog boxes in and it isn't even season and the people who wear camo like it's a pair of blue jeans. You can tell right then and there they try too hard. Didn't even notice, another example below.


Originally Posted by BlueOval_Man
I have shaved arm's I dare you to test my Redneck-ness. Im probably in the top 10 biggest RedNecks on this site. Shaved legs are ****ed up though.
Thought of another example, people who have a whip mounted to a tool box but no coax or radio.

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Old Mar 18, 2010 | 05:40 PM
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I only qualify for no 9. I keep the inside of my truck very clean, rarely drink any alcohol and my truck is most definately a goat roping "music" free zone!!
 
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Old Mar 18, 2010 | 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by lakemarykid
I've never understood people that have to TRY and promote they are a redneck. Those kind of people come off to me as trying to be something they are not and you can tell when they are trying really hard. It cracks me up. Prime example, people who leave dog boxes in and it isn't even season and the people who wear camo like it's a pair of blue jeans. You can tell right then and there they try too hard. Didn't even notice, another example below.




Thought of another example, people who have a whip mounted to a tool box but no coax or radio.

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Does it even matter. You should be proud of whatever you are. It's not like I have hog ties and cages in the bed of my truck 24/7. I only fly the Stars and Bars other than that until you here my accent it would be hard to tell what I am. Out and about you know just going into town I might wear Fishing Shirt, my Wranglers and boots; If I need to such as a dinner or somthing I will wear a collard shirt and tennis shoes. Im loud and Proud to be in the south and I plan on keeping it that way.
 
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Old Mar 18, 2010 | 07:33 PM
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1. Dual Flowmaster
2. Fox Racing, Hardway Customs, Sig Saur
3. YES,YES,YES
4. My Ipod is loaded with all of thee above
5. Cowboy hat AND camo Matt Kenseth hat
6. High Life
7. 37x14.5x18
8. 6" Fabtech, 2" cranked, 3" BL
9. Yes I do.
 
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Old Mar 18, 2010 | 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Raptor05121
how old are you?
never said it was legal!
 
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Old Mar 18, 2010 | 07:48 PM
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It doesn't have to be legal, its just perferred.
 
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Old Mar 19, 2010 | 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by XtremeBawls
To answer your question there is no expiration date on forums, but there is on Threads...and when is that time you might ask? Well a random GD thread that hasn't been replied to for 2 years might be a good starting point huh?

How is this any different than someone starting a new Thread that is the same as what has been brought up many times before? How about when a person writes Bump instead of contributing something to the Thread? By writing something on my Thread, it brings it up again for new discussion and if you notice there have been multiple replies to this Thread since I replied. I won't apologize for bringing it up again.
 
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Old Mar 19, 2010 | 05:27 PM
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you cannot be a badass and listen to nickelback with enthusiasm.

but i have all of those except lift and aftermarket tires. i got a Greenhead Gear sticker on my back window. My CD collection is Lynyrd Skynyrd, Cross Canadian Ragweed, David Alan Coe- the X rated hits one, and a goose calling CD. but i mostly just my ipod. Just as a sample i have Don Williams playing now.
 
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