Badneck
Badneck is a combo of a badass/redneck. Are you a badneck?
1. Dual Exhaust-gotta show off that loud sound. Got it.
2. Window stickers (hunting, Calvin pissing, naked lady silhouette, etc.) Browing Symbol Count?
3. Mods, Mods, Mods. Could say that, but not a lot.
4. CD selection includes: Ozzy Osbourne, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Kid Rock, Nickelback, Johnny Cash, Garth Brooks, Alan Jackson, Kenny Chesney.
Everyone but Cash.
5. Cowboy hat AND baseball cap on your dash. Done, did.
6. Empty beer cans in the box.
Bottles count?
7. Aftermarket, large tires. God damn. 32's dont count huh?
8. Lift kit. Some...
9. YOU DRIVE AN F-150!!!! Yes Sir.
1. Dual Exhaust-gotta show off that loud sound. Got it.
2. Window stickers (hunting, Calvin pissing, naked lady silhouette, etc.) Browing Symbol Count?
3. Mods, Mods, Mods. Could say that, but not a lot.
4. CD selection includes: Ozzy Osbourne, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Kid Rock, Nickelback, Johnny Cash, Garth Brooks, Alan Jackson, Kenny Chesney.
Everyone but Cash.5. Cowboy hat AND baseball cap on your dash. Done, did.
6. Empty beer cans in the box.
Bottles count?7. Aftermarket, large tires. God damn. 32's dont count huh?
8. Lift kit. Some...
9. YOU DRIVE AN F-150!!!! Yes Sir.
Where do you live. I see your truck, or adactly the same one everyday. If it ani't you I will take a picture of it.
Sounds like the typical weekend redneck to me.
1. Dual Exhaust- straight pipes on a newer truck that sound like ****
2. Window stickers- bucked up, saltlife, browning (does not fish or hunt)
3. Mods, Mods, Mods. Could say that, but not a lot.
4. CD selection includes: Colt Ford, Lilwayne
5. Cowboy hat AND baseball cap on your dash. Of course, only to ruin a good cowboy hat
6. Empty beer cans in the box. Bottles count?
7. Aftermarket, large tires.
8. Lift kit. Some...
9. YOU DRIVE AN F-150!!!! Where daddy is paying the note
10. Wearing Costa Del Mars
Yep that's a typical weekend redneck around here
1. Dual Exhaust- straight pipes on a newer truck that sound like ****
2. Window stickers- bucked up, saltlife, browning (does not fish or hunt)
3. Mods, Mods, Mods. Could say that, but not a lot.
4. CD selection includes: Colt Ford, Lilwayne
5. Cowboy hat AND baseball cap on your dash. Of course, only to ruin a good cowboy hat
6. Empty beer cans in the box. Bottles count?
7. Aftermarket, large tires.
8. Lift kit. Some...
9. YOU DRIVE AN F-150!!!! Where daddy is paying the note
10. Wearing Costa Del Mars
Yep that's a typical weekend redneck around here
LakeMary
You forgot the flatbilled hat/ jersey guido theme going on too while keeping the redneck accent. Its funny seeing guys jump out of a lifted up truck covered in mud with a local licence plate, and everyone's wearing flat bills, Affliction shirts, shaved arms and legs. WTF?
You forgot the flatbilled hat/ jersey guido theme going on too while keeping the redneck accent. Its funny seeing guys jump out of a lifted up truck covered in mud with a local licence plate, and everyone's wearing flat bills, Affliction shirts, shaved arms and legs. WTF?
I've never understood people that have to TRY and promote they are a redneck. Those kind of people come off to me as trying to be something they are not and you can tell when they are trying really hard. It cracks me up. Prime example, people who leave dog boxes in and it isn't even season and the people who wear camo like it's a pair of blue jeans. You can tell right then and there they try too hard. Didn't even notice, another example below.
Thought of another example, people who have a whip mounted to a tool box but no coax or radio.
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Last edited by lakemarykid; Mar 18, 2010 at 05:39 PM.
I've never understood people that have to TRY and promote they are a redneck. Those kind of people come off to me as trying to be something they are not and you can tell when they are trying really hard. It cracks me up. Prime example, people who leave dog boxes in and it isn't even season and the people who wear camo like it's a pair of blue jeans. You can tell right then and there they try too hard. Didn't even notice, another example below.
Thought of another example, people who have a whip mounted to a tool box but no coax or radio.
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Thought of another example, people who have a whip mounted to a tool box but no coax or radio.
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1. Dual Flowmaster
2. Fox Racing, Hardway Customs, Sig Saur
3. YES,YES,YES
4. My Ipod is loaded with all of thee above
5. Cowboy hat AND camo Matt Kenseth hat
6. High Life
7. 37x14.5x18
8. 6" Fabtech, 2" cranked, 3" BL
9. Yes I do.
2. Fox Racing, Hardway Customs, Sig Saur
3. YES,YES,YES
4. My Ipod is loaded with all of thee above
5. Cowboy hat AND camo Matt Kenseth hat
6. High Life
7. 37x14.5x18
8. 6" Fabtech, 2" cranked, 3" BL
9. Yes I do.
How is this any different than someone starting a new Thread that is the same as what has been brought up many times before? How about when a person writes Bump instead of contributing something to the Thread? By writing something on my Thread, it brings it up again for new discussion and if you notice there have been multiple replies to this Thread since I replied. I won't apologize for bringing it up again.
you cannot be a badass and listen to nickelback with enthusiasm.
but i have all of those except lift and aftermarket tires. i got a Greenhead Gear sticker on my back window. My CD collection is Lynyrd Skynyrd, Cross Canadian Ragweed, David Alan Coe- the X rated hits one, and a goose calling CD. but i mostly just my ipod. Just as a sample i have Don Williams playing now.
but i have all of those except lift and aftermarket tires. i got a Greenhead Gear sticker on my back window. My CD collection is Lynyrd Skynyrd, Cross Canadian Ragweed, David Alan Coe- the X rated hits one, and a goose calling CD. but i mostly just my ipod. Just as a sample i have Don Williams playing now.



