Thaangs I learnt in Texas...
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Youd feel funny if you got up to go get a drink or bathroom and accidentally ran in to a door facing and broke you nose.
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From: Austin
Originally Posted by Stealth
What's the point in THAT??.. That's for real, the home and away sweaters?
Tom Hicks is a F**KING IDIOT!!!
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From: Austin
You come let me take you to lunch at Dot's, best down home Texas cooking you'll ever get at a restruant.. you just go ahead and ask for a piece of that sweet "peecan" pie..
It won't be a pretty scene.. LOL
It won't be a pretty scene.. LOL
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From: South Carolina
Originally Posted by MGDfan
*Coldbeer is one word. *
*People actually grow and eat okra. *
*Fix-in-to is one word. *
*There ain't no such thing as "lunch."
There is only breakfast, dinner and then there's supper. *
*"Sweetened ice tea" is appropriate for all meals and
You start drinking it when you are two. *
*"Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?" *
You work until you're done, or it's too dark to see. *
*You measure distance in minutes or hours *
*The first day of deer season is a state holiday. *
*A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop....It's a coke regardless of brand or flavor. *
*People actually grow and eat okra. *
*Fix-in-to is one word. *
*There ain't no such thing as "lunch."
There is only breakfast, dinner and then there's supper. *
*"Sweetened ice tea" is appropriate for all meals and
You start drinking it when you are two. *
*"Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?" *
You work until you're done, or it's too dark to see. *
*You measure distance in minutes or hours *
*The first day of deer season is a state holiday. *
*A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop....It's a coke regardless of brand or flavor. *
Huh i can't help but notice how similar to South Carolina these things are!!!!Maybe someone can clear this up for me????
Yes coldbeer is one word as well as most senteces (WTF)!!!!!
Okra is all people eat down here along with,rice,buterbeans,beens,hash,chicken,hog,chicke n,grits,boiled peanuts,green beens cooked in something nasty,Collardgreens,the fattiest foods on the face of the earth,and many other things **that should not be eaten by a person IMO**I have lost 25 LBS since moving here and mainly because i refuse to eat that chit!!!
Also correct there is no LUNCH (WTF)
Yes Sweet Tea you drink for breakfast,*dinner* and supper.(i still don't see how it tastes good!!)
**Jeet=yet again as said earlier that all sentences are one word that sounds like a foreign languange!!LOL
*Working Late=only the Border jumpers that are here!!!!!
*Distance=how far away is that??about ten minutes or right up *Yonder* (<<WTF!!LOL)
*Deer season is a holiday!!And deer are hunted with dogs!!!Where i come from if a dog chases a deer you shoot it!!!
Yes all soda is Coke!!It doesn't matter what kind or flavor!!!Yet again WTF!!!
Yes i am not from SC originally!!I still can't understand half the stuff people say after living here for 4 year.All sentences are 1 word!!The worst part is there are only half the letters for these sentences!!Also what i have noticed is that after each one word sentence comes out there is a pause.This pause is thinking about the next sentence.Then when you are ready to pry the words from the persons mouth all of a sudden another one worded sentence comes out!!!When this happens you better be on the ball and have your chit together to go back through this sentence and place some letters in there to try to figure out what that person just said!!!
Edit this is only for the backwoods areas!!!^^^^^^In the city areas i have no problem with the way people speak!!
So if someone has an answer WHY one word=an entire sentence missing letters let me know!!!!
Remember i am just a Damn Yankee!!A Yankee goes back and a Damn Yankee does not
!!!!LMFAO!!!No offense to anyone!!Just having a little fun with this!!
Last edited by Kevin24; Sep 15, 2007 at 06:01 AM.
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From: Cypress, TX
Originally Posted by Kevin24
Huh i can't help but notice how similar to South Carolina these things are!!!!Maybe someone can clear this up for me????
Yes coldbeer is one word as well as most senteces (WTF)!!!!!
Okra is all people eat down here along with,rice,buterbeans,beens,hash,chicken,hog,chicke n,grits,boiled peanuts,green beens cooked in something nasty,Collardgreens,the fattiest foods on the face of the earth,and many other things **that should not be eaten by a person IMO**I have lost 25 LBS since moving here and mainly because i refuse to eat that chit!!!
Also correct there is no LUNCH (WTF)
Yes Sweet Tea you drink for breakfast,*dinner* and supper.(i still don't see how it tastes good!!)
**Jeet=yet again as said earlier that all sentences are one word that sounds like a foreign languange!!LOL
*Working Late=only the Border jumpers that are here!!!!!
*Distance=how far away is that??about ten minutes or right up *Yonder* (<<WTF!!LOL)
*Deer season is a holiday!!And deer are hunted with dogs!!!Where i come from if a dog chases a deer you shoot it!!!
Yes all soda is Coke!!It doesn't matter what kind or flavor!!!Yet again WTF!!!
Yes i am not from SC originally!!I still can't understand half the stuff people say after living here for 4 year.All sentences are 1 word!!The worst part is there are only half the letters for these sentences!!Also what i have noticed is that after each one word sentence comes out there is a pause.This pause is thinking about the next sentence.Then when you are ready to pry the words from the persons mouth all of a sudden another one worded sentence comes out!!!When this happens you better be on the ball and have your chit together to go back through this sentence and place some letters in there to try to figure out what that person just said!!!
Edit this is only for the backwoods areas!!!^^^^^^In the city areas i have no problem with the way people speak!!
So if someone has an answer WHY one word=an entire sentence missing letters let me know!!!!
Remember i am just a Damn Yankee!!A Yankee goes back and a Damn Yankee does not
!!!!LMFAO!!!No offense to anyone!!Just having a little fun with this!!
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
The reason everything is one word is simple. Yanks are easily confused so we dont have to use piglatin or other complex code to talk about yall in front of ya.
I'll help you out some though...
Mayonaise - translation: Man there is
Useage: "Mayonaise alot of people on this forum"
wichadidcha - Translation: With you did you
Useage: "You didnt happen to bring your truck wichadidcha?"
Didyaget - translation: Did you get
Useage: "Didyaget that package I sent you?"
Ubetcha - Translated: You bet you.
Meaning: Your right
Useage: "Larry: Hey Jim didyaget your truck fixed?
Jim: Ubetcha!"
Inishiate- Translated: and then she ate
For dinner she had a steak, mashed taters and gravy, cob corn and green beans inishiate desert!
eyeorta - Translation: I should be
Useage: "Eyeorta be mowing da yard instead of helping some yank learn to speak plain English!"
I'll help you out some though...
Mayonaise - translation: Man there is
Useage: "Mayonaise alot of people on this forum"
wichadidcha - Translation: With you did you
Useage: "You didnt happen to bring your truck wichadidcha?"
Didyaget - translation: Did you get
Useage: "Didyaget that package I sent you?"
Ubetcha - Translated: You bet you.
Meaning: Your right
Useage: "Larry: Hey Jim didyaget your truck fixed?
Jim: Ubetcha!"
Inishiate- Translated: and then she ate
For dinner she had a steak, mashed taters and gravy, cob corn and green beans inishiate desert!
eyeorta - Translation: I should be
Useage: "Eyeorta be mowing da yard instead of helping some yank learn to speak plain English!"
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From: Cypress, TX
Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
The reason everything is one word is simple. Yanks are easily confused so we dont have to use piglatin or other complex code to talk about yall in front of ya.
I'll help you out some though...
Mayonaise - translation: Man there is
Useage: "Mayonaise alot of people on this forum"
wichadidcha - Translation: With you did you
Useage: "You didnt happen to bring your truck wichadidcha?"
Didyaget - translation: Did you get
Useage: "Didyaget that package I sent you?"
Ubetcha - Translated: You bet you.
Meaning: Your right
Useage: "Larry: Hey Jim didyaget your truck fixed?
Jim: Ubetcha!"
Inishiate- Translated: and then she ate
For dinner she had a steak, mashed taters and gravy, cob corn and green beans inishiate desert!
eyeorta - Translation: I should be
Useage: "Eyeorta be mowing da yard instead of helping some yank learn to speak plain English!"
I'll help you out some though...
Mayonaise - translation: Man there is
Useage: "Mayonaise alot of people on this forum"
wichadidcha - Translation: With you did you
Useage: "You didnt happen to bring your truck wichadidcha?"
Didyaget - translation: Did you get
Useage: "Didyaget that package I sent you?"
Ubetcha - Translated: You bet you.
Meaning: Your right
Useage: "Larry: Hey Jim didyaget your truck fixed?
Jim: Ubetcha!"
Inishiate- Translated: and then she ate
For dinner she had a steak, mashed taters and gravy, cob corn and green beans inishiate desert!
eyeorta - Translation: I should be
Useage: "Eyeorta be mowing da yard instead of helping some yank learn to speak plain English!"
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From: South Carolina
Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
The reason everything is one word is simple. Yanks are easily confused so we dont have to use piglatin or other complex code to talk about yall in front of ya.
eyeorta - Translation: I should be
Useage: "Eyeorta be mowing da yard instead of helping some yank learn to speak plain English!"
eyeorta - Translation: I should be
Useage: "Eyeorta be mowing da yard instead of helping some yank learn to speak plain English!"
ktexas,most of these posts in GD are pointless so whats another one to add to it???Like i said i no offense man!!I get messed with every day even after living here for 4 years.
I may need some help from some yanks here i think LOL...
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From: Burleson, Texas
Originally Posted by Kevin24
I will give you credit for that
ktexas,most of these posts in GD are pointless so whats another one to add to it???Like i said i no offense man!!I get messed with every day even after living here for 4 years.
I may need some help from some yanks here i think LOL...
ktexas,most of these posts in GD are pointless so whats another one to add to it???Like i said i no offense man!!I get messed with every day even after living here for 4 years.
I may need some help from some yanks here i think LOL...
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From: South Carolina
Originally Posted by Stealth
Be careful. MGDfan put me on his "ignore" list because of some humorous GD comments. Some people have no sense of humor.
Allright but i have a good sense of humor!!!I use a few of the words PSSMag posted myself.I will say though that a few of those i had to read more than 1 to figure out WTF that means!!
How about the word (DAGGUM)i know what it means or is translation for but why??
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From: Burleson, Texas
Originally Posted by Kevin24
Allright but i have a good sense of humor!!!I use a few of the words PSSMag posted myself.I will say though that a few of those i had to read more than 1 to figure out WTF that means!!
How about the word (DAGGUM)i know what it means or is translation for but why??
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by Kevin24
How about the word (DAGGUM)i know what it means or is translation for but why??
funny thing.. I find it funny anyway, is that in type we spell it out properly.
Mayonaise is typed, "man there is"
Daggum would be typed "Dad gum"
I honestly dont know the orgins of that phrase nor it's true meaning, I just know what it's a replacement for and how to use it.