Thaangs I learnt in Texas...

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Old Sep 14, 2007 | 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Stealth
Sure. Proof's in the posting.
Hmmm... problem here Skip, is it's real difficult to compete if you didn't know or care there was a 'contest' in the first place.

And if you pulled that conclusion out of your *** based upon a few measly handful of threads over a short space of time, then, well ... wow

So, it's still 'nope', but think whatever makes ya feel clairvoyant.

It's plain astonishing to me that you'd feel the need to track how much/where I post, or that you're so convinced you have a lock on my motives.

I know for a fact that you sure don't own GD, athough you live in it far more than I ever will, which makes your issue even more non-sensical.

I can only conclude something just suddenly got mis-wired in your cabbage, since your demeanor just as suddenlychanged, like throwing a switch. Should get that looked at.

Never thought I would have to resort to this, but into Ignore you go - I don't need the clutter. Bye.
 

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Old Sep 14, 2007 | 11:43 PM
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It's alright. The outsiders are just jealous because Texas is by far the greatest state. You cant beat it or touch it. Texans love it, and outsiders wanna be texans. I still think we should be our own country, which is why I proudly sport the made in Texas tattoo on my ***. Theres no comparison, and there never will be. Everything is amazing about texas and i will never live anywhere else.
 
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Old Sep 14, 2007 | 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Jwool15
Everything is amazing about texas and i will never live anywhere else.
Well, almost everything.

G.Dubb'ya and Stealth... don't qualify ...lol
 
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Old Sep 14, 2007 | 11:50 PM
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even thougt im no texan im luv readin those thingys
 
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Old Sep 15, 2007 | 12:06 AM
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All of this is true. I was born and raised here and have never lived (nor wanted to) in any other state. And I'll tell you, most of us small towners are raised bi-lingual. My first language is Texan, the second Profanity! And at the rate we are going now, we're looking at spanish being more common than any kind of english variation in this state. They are bringin some damn good cookin' with em though!
 
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Old Sep 15, 2007 | 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by MGDfan
Hmmm... problem here Skip, is it's real difficult to compete if you didn't know or care there was a 'contest' in the first place.

And if you pulled that conclusion out of your *** based upon a few measly handful of threads over a short space of time, then, well ... wow

So, it's still 'nope', but think whatever makes ya feel clairvoyant.

It's plain astonishing to me that you'd feel the need to track how much/where I post, or that you're so convinced you have a lock on my motives.

I know for a fact that you sure don't own GD, athough you live in it far more than I ever will, which makes your issue even more non-sensical.

I can only conclude something just suddenly got mis-wired in your cabbage, since your demeanor just as suddenlychanged, like throwing a switch. Should get that looked at.

Never thought I would have to resort to this, but into Ignore you go - I don't need the clutter. Bye.
Can't take a joke in Beerville?

A little tidbit for you, I am beer.
 

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Old Sep 15, 2007 | 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Shinesintx
*"Sweetened ice tea" is appropriate for all meals
False, sweet tea sux. They drink it in the Carolina's
Damn it! hes right, Native Texan & love sweet tea...... buyt didnt until my friend from South Carolina introduced me to it.
 
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Old Sep 15, 2007 | 01:38 AM
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All I know is that the next MF'er that I hear say "pee-can pie" is gonna get a broken nose..

And if the word PhD comes outta your mouth you better be talkin' about your post hole digger...

Shiners for all!!
 
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Old Sep 15, 2007 | 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by scott1981
Damn it! hes right, Native Texan & love sweet tea...... buyt didnt until my friend from South Carolina introduced me to it.
Hines knows more than he lets on...

Dam, I love that banana...
 
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Old Sep 15, 2007 | 01:40 AM
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I like to make...

sentences and watch...

the bananas dance...
 
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Old Sep 15, 2007 | 01:41 AM
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cmon...

aint that...

cool???
 
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Old Sep 15, 2007 | 01:42 AM
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look...

at them...

GO!!!
 
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Old Sep 15, 2007 | 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Shinesintx
cmon...

aint that...

cool???
Cut it out, fruitcake, yer peggin' CPU utilization lol

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bubba
 
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Old Sep 15, 2007 | 01:45 AM
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No offense at all Shines, but how much acid do you take every day that the banana is so hilarious??

LOL..

Have a few of these, take the edge off..
 
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Old Sep 15, 2007 | 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Shinesintx
You know which leaves make good toilet paper. *
This is not true! I would cut my T-shirt into pieces before I would do that. I was deer huntin', and my stomach hurt real bad...TP was too far away to wait.
Silly texans, everyone knows you should start with your socks, then underwear, then your shirt sleeves, then start cutting pieces of you shirt(s) thats why you hunt with layers...... After that it gets tough to decide but by then it's not worth being in the woods, you might actually be to sick!
 
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