you gotta read the whole thing....Geeze. I'm actually glad I have no internet at work now..



BREW

 

Busier than a 1 legged man in a a$$ kicking contest.

That's mighty strong words for a 1 eyed fat man.

My bait is guaranteed to catch fish or die trying

 

"It's cold enough to freeze the ***** off of a pool table"
"I used to carry a knife 'til I figured out I could kill a man with my bare hands."

 

It's hotter than two skunks fu<kin in a wool sock.

 

It's slicker than 2 eels f_ckn in a can of STP.

 

Don't be another fool digging for gold, be the one selling the shovels

 

"I wish I was like you, easily amused"

"Don't expect too much from me, and you might not be let down"

 

Like the quotes guys, anyone have any others....

 

A few more:

Don't fuss, just treat me like any other great person!

Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

Inscription found on a gun: Be not afraid of any man no matter what his size. When danger threatens, call on me, I will equalize.

If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies!

Golf is what allows you to make a game out of transplanting sod.

 

funny: I'm happier than a two peckered puppy in a leg humpin contest.

Serious: We're born into this world small and weak and we leave this world small and weak, how we live in between is our own choice.

 

My all time favorite:

"This sucks"

I say it everyday while at work.



BREW

 

Brew dont lie... You love work.... U look forward to going everyday!!!

 

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson

Genius has limits but stupidity knows no bounds…..

Make something idiot proof, and they will just build a better idiot….


Woof
Bowser

 

Here's another of my favorites,,


Zip it clown!!!



BREW

 

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime and a shot of tequila