"Happier than Richard Simmons with a wheelbarrow full of buttholes."

 

More aggrevated than a no legged enthopian watching a doughnut roll down hill past him.

 

any day your above ground is a good day

 

No no the fall wont hurt ya, its the landing that gets you every time

 

LOL!! I just know how you feel about work, so I could tell u were joking about your quote...

 

And more!!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!

I smile 'cause you've all finally driven me insane!!

I have a mind like a steel trap. . .rusty and illegal in 37 states.

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

I try to take one day at a time but lately several days have attacked me at once.

Dear Lord,
Fill my mouth with worthwhile stuff and shut it when I've said enough.
Amen

 

I have one that will offend most people.

If you'd like to hear it, and your not a complete panty waste, let me know.

Plus I dont want to **** Steve off.

 

Alright hit me.....

 

Mel Brooks--Blazing Saddles----"The new sheriff is a --------

 

Just post it you panzy!!!



BREW

 

NOOOOOOO way, do not post that one......

It is funny though.

 

Well..I do have PM, IM, MSN, Email, Gmail, Yahoo...but still no quote..hmm,

you guys suck!!!!!!!


BREW

 

I frequenty use:

"That went over like a turd in a punchbowl"

 

Well, this kind of goes along with the movie quote thread, but it's from "As good as it gets"--- Jack Nicholson plays an author...

Woman: "How do you write women so well?"


Jack Nicholson: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. "

 

In the words of F.A. Davis III (an old bossman):

"It's ok to wade around in the red river, just don't drink from it."

"It's not sexual harrassment unless her panties are around her ankles and she is screaming no."

and last but not least, while in a meeting with the Mayor and some other city officials, one of the female officials went to the restroom, which was very close to the table where the meeting was taking place, we hear the sound of the toilet lid fall and Mr. Davis exclaims: "Damn! That seat must have stuck to her a$$ when she stood up!"

Oh and don't forget about the cableguy, "i got a brown snake playing peekaboo with my butthole"