The Coehorn could be the answer!

http://www.buckstix.com/CoehornMortarHunt.htm

 

I didn't know Burt had a website!

 

It is relaxing and a hell of a good time…

Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

 

How did I know Burt would be all over this one?

 

its more fun to snipe them off with a .22 from the house. you will need to run from the bedroom to the kitchen and to the garage to cover all side of the house. make sure you hit them in the rear so they don't die instantly. you want them to at least make it in to the woods so there is no clean up.

 

A Cat???

You mean one of those furry little housepet type animals, the ones who poop and pee in a box, walk in it, lick their feet, and then they look at you like YOU'RE STUPID???

 

Here ya go Burt.


http://www.rudeplay.com/mohsye/catapult.htm

 

Better yet:

 

ROFL Thats great!