How about... I'm from the government and i am here to help.

 

I did not have sexual relations with that woman- Bill Clinton

 

Define Sex.... B.C.



I just watched American Pie: Band Camp "Unrated"
Picked up several catch phrases that are sure to make it into my daily vocabulary.
I've got to find a box set of the American Pie Series. There has yet to be a bad one made.

 

”It depends on what the definition of IS is…”

“I wish I knew how to quit you”

 

Burt quoted "Homos on the Range!"



What's the world coming to.

 

Two from one of my favorites, "Office Space". Can't really boil these down to catchphrases without the context in which they were taken from, so here goes.

On the essence of names...
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent *** clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

On the subject of careers...
Peter Gibbons: Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.
Samir: So what did you say?
Peter Gibbons: I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.
Michael Bolton: No, you're working at Initech because that question is bull**** to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean s*** up if they had a million dollars.
Samir: You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in glorious mutual funds and take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities and
Michael Bolton: Samir, you're missing the point. The point is you're supposed to work out what you
[printer starts beeping]
Michael Bolton: "PC Load Letter"? What the ******* does that mean?

Great movie.

 

Good one PSS

Just saw the American Pie box set at Best Buy for like $22.

 

From "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," this exchange was quite funny.

On the subject of one's homosexuality...
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

That last line is quite humorous to my friends. Since I'm a huge Coldplay fan, they will, from time to time, bring that up.

 

Actually a local radio station plays that quote "I wish I knew how to quit you" and I found it funny as hell...

Never knew it was from "Homo on the range in search of horse sack"

 

Nice recovery.

 

Thank you, thank you very much...

 

My quesiton is, How did you know where the quote was from?

 

It's the only movie I have never seen. Process of elimination.


BTW... Did you like the movie? I haven't made plans to see it....



Ever.

 

Good recovery...