Favorite catch-phrase
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From: Madison Heights, MI
"Get drunk, make some bad decisions.. Play a little game of 'Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels', or ouch-ouch your on my hair"- Wedding crashers
"That proper girl in the hat just eye *******ed the s*** out of me"- Wedding Crashers
"How about Dr. Ronnie takes this hard-on and writes you a perscription for a hot beef injection"- Run Ronnie Run (GREAT movie if you have never seen it)
"Bite the curb"-American History X
"That proper girl in the hat just eye *******ed the s*** out of me"- Wedding Crashers
"How about Dr. Ronnie takes this hard-on and writes you a perscription for a hot beef injection"- Run Ronnie Run (GREAT movie if you have never seen it)
"Bite the curb"-American History X
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From: Paragould Arkansas
Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Don't call me Shirley....AIRPLANE
Other stuff I like:
"What we're dealin' with here, is a complete lack a repect for the law"
"Nobody makes Sherriff Bufford T. Justice look like a Possum's Pecker"
"There is no way, no way, you could come from my loins. When I get home I gonna punch your momma right in the mouth"
Jackie Gleason-Smoky and the Bandit
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From: Lewisville, TX
Originally Posted by 3valve
I love Airplane!
Other stuff I like:
"What we're dealin' with here, is a complete lack a repect for the law"
"Nobody makes Sherriff Bufford T. Justice look like a Possum's Pecker"
"There is no way, no way, you could come from my loins. When I get home I gonna punch your momma right in the mouth"
Jackie Gleason-Smoky and the Bandit
Other stuff I like:
"What we're dealin' with here, is a complete lack a repect for the law"
"Nobody makes Sherriff Bufford T. Justice look like a Possum's Pecker"
"There is no way, no way, you could come from my loins. When I get home I gonna punch your momma right in the mouth"
Jackie Gleason-Smoky and the Bandit
that one always gets me..
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From: Your moms house
It doesn't get any better then this:
Clark: "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dikless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey schitt he is. Hallelujah. Holy schitt. Where's the Tylenol?"
everytime.
Clark: "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dikless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey schitt he is. Hallelujah. Holy schitt. Where's the Tylenol?"
everytime.
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From: Pikesville, MD
Originally Posted by jamzwayne
It doesn't get any better then this:
Clark: "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dikless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey schitt he is. Hallelujah. Holy schitt. Where's the Tylenol?"
everytime.
Clark: "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dikless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey schitt he is. Hallelujah. Holy schitt. Where's the Tylenol?"
everytime.
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Son, we live in a world that needs humor, and those posts need to be written by people who can write them.. Who's gonna do it, you? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for context and you curse thread drift. You have that luxury; you have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That thread drifts, while tragic, were probably the result of poor subject selection, and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you...helps make this Forum run! You don't want the truth because deep down in threads you don't talk about; my girlfriend pretty?: ...my truck pretty?, you WANT me in that thread; you NEED me in that thread! I use words like Cyclops, Flatulence and Goats' Milk.... I use these words as the backbone of a life spent supporting members; I use them as a punch line! I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explain myself to a person who gets increased views for his thread with the very replies I provide, AND THEN QUESTIONS THE MANNER IN WHICH I PROVIDE IT! I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way; otherwise I suggest you write your own replies. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
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From: Jersey shore
Originally Posted by Raoul
Son, we live in a world that needs humor, and those posts need to be written by people who can write them.. Who's gonna do it, you? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for context and you curse thread drift. You have that luxury; you have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That thread drifts, while tragic, were probably the result of poor subject selection, and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you...helps make this Forum run! You don't want the truth because deep down in threads you don't talk about; my girlfriend pretty?: ...my truck pretty?, you WANT me in that thread; you NEED me in that thread! I use words like Cyclops, Flatulence and Goats' Milk.... I use these words as the backbone of a life spent supporting members; I use them as a punch line! I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explain myself to a person who gets increased views for his thread with the very replies I provide, AND THEN QUESTIONS THE MANNER IN WHICH I PROVIDE IT! I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way; otherwise I suggest you write your own replies. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
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From: Your moms house
Originally Posted by Raoul
Son, we live in a world that needs humor, and those posts need to be written by people who can write them.. Who's gonna do it, you? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for context and you curse thread drift. You have that luxury; you have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That thread drifts, while tragic, were probably the result of poor subject selection, and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you...helps make this Forum run! You don't want the truth because deep down in threads you don't talk about; my girlfriend pretty?: ...my truck pretty?, you WANT me in that thread; you NEED me in that thread! I use words like Cyclops, Flatulence and Goats' Milk.... I use these words as the backbone of a life spent supporting members; I use them as a punch line! I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explain myself to a person who gets increased views for his thread with the very replies I provide, AND THEN QUESTIONS THE MANNER IN WHICH I PROVIDE IT! I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way; otherwise I suggest you write your own replies. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
