Well it's pretty slow in GD tonight so I'll start with the favorite catch-phrase thread. It can be from a movie, song, grouchy old relative, whatever.

"you can milk anything with nipples" Meet the Parents.

 

I've got 2

1: from caddyshack "Have you ever seen a crisp 50 dollar bill?"
and
2: Can't remember what movie it's from but, How'd you like to bite that, develop lock-jaw and be dragged to death?

 

I can't believe I forgot my favorite

"are you gonna do something or are you just gonna stand there and bleed" Tombstone

 

"That's the fact Jack" Stripes

"Blooowwwnnn up sir" Stripes

"I wanna fly jets" Officer And A Gentleman

"I ain't gonna quit. I got no where else to go" Officer And A Gentleman

"One time, short time. *******y *******y Officer And A Gentleman

 

That's the facts Jack!

I love that one

 

from sting 1
they are not so tough neither are we

 

"Talk to me Goose" Top Gun

 

"I'm your huckleberry" from Tombstone (which also got my vote for favorite western!)
"No, you did not neither!" from Wagons East
"Oh, that is so Dodge City" from Wagons East

 

"You've got to be a stupid MF to get fired on your day off...." - from Friday

 

"up your's n****r" Blazing Saddles that old lady cracked me up

"where's all the white women at" Blazing Saddles

"you ********d with the wrong Bull!!" American History X

 

"I don't want no trouble"

(only you and a English major knows you are looking for a fight and typically you can take most English majors, no problem)

 

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" - Airplane
"Excuse me while I whip this out!" - Blazing Saddles

 

"I was born a poor black child..." - Steve Martin, The Jerk

 

"She looks like she just fell out of the I'm gonna suck your d**k tree and hit every branch on the way down" -- Varsity Blues

"I'm kind of a big deal, people know me" -- Ron Burgandy

 

...I have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

Love Anchorman!