Two from the same movie:

"It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you"
"I feel the need, the need for speed"

Top Gun

And I don't even like Tom Cruise.......

Woof
Bowser

 

I have it as my screen saver, but not sure where it came from. We used to say it when I was in school 20+ years ago.

When you've got them by the ba lls their hearts and minds will follow.

 

Jack Nickelson in As good as it gets.

"What if this is as good as it gets. " To the crowded waiting room of a shrink.

 

"What are you stupid or something" - Forrest Gump

"Cant you see I am trying to walk here!" - Forrest Gump

"If I poo in a box and mark it guarenteed, all you get is a guarenteed piece of poo" - lees99f150

And my favorite one is from one of my jr. high school football coaches:

"Shame on you!!! And shame on your momma and your daddy for not teaching you better!!" - Coach Wayne Pierce

 

and that's how I got crabs the second time. also from super troopers.

That movie kills me

 

"If you build it...he will come." Field Of Dreams

 

From Peter on Family guy to Lois after she calls him childish.

"If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

Sled...

 

"I've been to a worlds fair, a rodeo, and a picknick... and thats the dumbest thing I've heard." Dr. Strangelove


"What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? " Monty Python

 

My new favorite:

 

Hey Jamzy!!!! Congrats on knockin' the old lady up! WAHOOOO! You'll have to have her ping me so we can talk pregnancy and baby stuff!!!

 

"we're gonna need a bigger boat..." Chief Brodie in "Jaws" when the shark pokes his head up over the transom.

 

CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEMIR: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEMIR: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't... no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEMIR: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEMIR: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEMIR: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEMIR: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.

 

Thanks. Keep your fingers crossed for a boy. I have 2 girls now and I need a fishing buddy.





lrhogfan

 

May I ask; what was going thru your mind at that moment that made that seem like a good idea? - Me to someone almost everyday

 

Oops, think that was Animal House.