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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 03:23 PM
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Firstly, I weren't plannin on give'n it away.
Secondly, I weren't plannin on somebody else holdin' the same card.
But if in they do, I'll be needin a Thirdly.
But if the need arises for you to play the "ace in your boot" it will then become a part of the deck. Eventually it will be held by another person thereby running the risk of noxious fumes overwhelming the playing table. . .the results could be devastating
 
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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 03:27 PM
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But if the need arises for you to play the "ace in your boot" it will then become a part of the deck. Eventually it will be held by another person thereby running the risk of noxious fumes overwhelming the playing table. . .the results could be devastating
Look at it this way, it could be worse, he could be holding it in his jockstrap. ... the Ace, uhh, the card.
 
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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 03:35 PM
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Look at it this way, it could be worse, he could be holding it in his jockstrap. ... the Ace, uhh, the card.
He's holding things in his jockstrap now??? I seriously did not need to know that!!
 
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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 03:37 PM
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But if the need arises for you to play the "ace in your boot" it will then become a part of the deck. Eventually it will be held by another person...
Rose, obviously you don't cheat at cards.
You don't play your Ace to win a kitty hand and then keep playin'
When the 'time is right' meaning the Pot is right and my hand is right and all I need to put me over the top is that Ace, well, that's when my foot starts itchin.

After you play your Ace, rake in the chips, it's time to cash in and ride off in the sunset.

You don't keep playin and pullin' more Aces out of your boots.

Dealer - "Damn, this deck feels like it's got about 78 cards in it."
Guy on my left - "I'll say. You just dealt me five Aces and three of them stink."
 

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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 03:45 PM
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Rose, obviously you don't cheat at cards.
You don't play your Ace to win a kitty hand and then keep playin'
When the 'time is right' meaning the Pot is right and my hand is right and all I need to put me over the top is that Ace, well, that's when my foot starts itchin.

After you play your Ace, rake in the chips, it's time to cash in and ride off in the sunset.

You don't keep playin and pullin' more Aces out of your boots.

Dealer - "Damn, this deck feels like it's got about 78 cards in it."
Ah, I see, you throw your card on the table and escape before the fumes can overpower you as well. . .hmmm. . .he is devious

Cheat at cards me??? Never. . .but I'm talkin' Go Fish here, I don't even know how to play poker
 
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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 03:48 PM
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... I don't even know how to play poker
You mean you never played strip poker?
 
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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 03:53 PM
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You mean you never played strip poker?
Sadly, no. Spin the Bottle, yes; a few rousing games of Truth or Dare but never strip poker

Wanna teach me??
 
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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 03:59 PM
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...Wanna teach me??
I'll be a wearing my boots.
 
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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 04:06 PM
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I'll be a wearing my boots.
I hope for her sake, that is not all!
 
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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 04:10 PM
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I hope for her sake, that is not all!

'Congratulations! wild-mtn-rose, you may have already won......'
 
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Old Mar 23, 2006 | 07:11 PM
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Hows bout a game of Faro?
 
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Old Mar 24, 2006 | 03:07 AM
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I'll be a wearing my boots.
Originally Posted by bluejay432000
I hope for her sake, that is not all!


Raoul, I'll see your boots and raise you a thong

Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
Hows bout a game of Faro?
 
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Old Mar 24, 2006 | 03:54 AM
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highjacked I like the best western in Wilmington de.
 
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Old Mar 24, 2006 | 04:00 AM
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highjacked
And that surprises you??
 

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Old Mar 24, 2006 | 08:19 AM
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Hows bout a game of Faro?
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Faro was the gambeling game of choice in the old west.
That is what Doc Holiday and many other Famous legends were dealers for and Doc even owned Faro Bank.
 
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