I figured R-a-o-u-l to be Puerto Rican over Mexican.

Regardless, MERRY CHRISTMAS ER'BODY.

 

R-A-O-U-L is not my real name.

You see, my country very, very poor.
So poor, we cannot afford vowels.
I come to rich American website.
It say, pick any name you want...for free.
I grab all vowels I can think of.
I stick 'R' in front and 'L' behind.

I was very, very happy.

I had always hoped to someday buy a vowel but,
in America you just give them away.

 

I bet you're not a goat herder either?

 

Nope. Not a goat herder.

 

When people find out I'm a wealthy industrial business magnet they want me to write them a check.

Nobody tries to borrow money from a goat herder.

 

Raoul,

r u a girl??

 

Let me check.....

 

I thought we settled this triton in the other thread...


and "let me check" is ROFL

 

Well, I've got good news and bad news.

The good news is, I didn't find what I expected to find.

The bad news is, I'm dating myself exclusively now so neither one of me is available, whichever you were hoping the answer would be.

 

Don't be too hasty now, Raoul. Rumor has it, "There ain't no goat like Mountaineer goat."

 

If they found out you were a magnet, they would want to stick to you. If they found out you were a magnate, they would want you to write them a check. Plus you pick up an extra vowel for free

 

I used to be a brian surgeon.
People couldn't believe I finished doctor school so fast.

I did a few transplants and decided I didn't like the sight of blood, not to mention the gooey stuff.

 

Hey, my best friend was a brian surgin. His name was brain.