It's not easy trying to find a local bucket truck mechanic. Most big corporations (power companies, line clearance companies) have their own in-house repair facilities and mechanic employees. As a private owner, I'm pretty much screwed.

~N-E-X-T~

 

@ Vader.

Good job on the poker wins.

 

I just farted.

 

The days seems longer....did the earth's rotation just slow?

~N-E-X-T~

 

I just farted in the opposite direction of my last fart. The earth's rotation is back to normal.

 

People eat rice everyday and probably don't realize it. Rice is a key ingredient in chocolate, beer, cereal, and many other candy products.

~N-E-X-T~

 

Outstanding.

 

"Scary Movie 2" was titled "Scarier Movie" in the U.K.

 

I now have no tickets to tonights game, but I ate a Bratwurst last night.

KC Royals are currently 38-75.

 

45% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star.


That's just sad.

 

53% of women in America would dump their boyfriend if they did not get them anything for Valentine's Day.


*Imagine that.

 

A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it is been decapitated.

 

I wonder how they know that.

 

Hypothesis?

A hypothesis (assumption in ancient Greek) is a proposed explanation for a phenomenon.

 

The United States in 1905

The average lif expectancy was 47 years

20% of adults could read and write

14% of homes had a bath tub, 8% had a phone

More than 95% of births took place at home

The 5 leading causes of death were:Pneumonia, TB, Diarrhea, heart disease, stroke

Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were availabel over the counter at drug stores

Most women washed their hair once a month, using borax and egg yolkes

There were 8000 cars and 144 miles of paved road