You have a mouse with a ball? That's so yesterday.

 

Good luck Vader.....






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Sweet...Good luck, and keep us ******* updated.

 

Ok you motorheads will love this one. A top fuel dragster is sitting at the tree waiting to go in the right lane....a Corvette/Ferrari is traveling at 200 mph in the left lane....the top fueler leaves the line at the exact instant the vette goes by. The acceleration rate of the dragster is so fierce that it will catch the vette by half track and beat it to the finish line by 5-6 car lengths....after starting from a dead stop versus 200mph running start!!! ~N~E~X~T

 

Tiger Woods' real first name is Eldrick. His father gave him the nickname "Tiger" in honour of a South Vietnamese soldier his father had fought alongside with during the Vietnam War.


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That is fantastic, assuming you like basketball. I played Jr College but was not tall enough or quick enough.

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The highest consumption of Pizza occurs during Super Bowl week.

Well, imagine that.


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Every 238 years, the orbits of Neptune and Pluto change making Neptune at times the farthest planet from the sun.


I had to add this one.


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Love basketball...basketball is my life, hopefully this will help me get into a good college

 

and the highest sewer useage comes at halftime

...zap!

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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, This is the Fear of long words.


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I got free tickets to the Royals game last night, and tomorrow night.

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I'm going to take all my empty grocery bags to the local parks tonight and fill up the pooper bins for dog owners.....Don't ask.

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I won 4x my starting stack at poker tonight.

I can dribble a ball about 6 times before I jam a finger.

At the age of 30 I still can't figure out how to dribble between my legs without jumping when the ball is at the ground.

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I like eggs.