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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 11:43 AM
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UrbanCowboy ... wheres our daily news....

UC, you usually post strange/interesting news on a daily basis. Is today a day off or what?










 
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 11:47 AM
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There's a guy in Ft. Collins Colorado who is putting on a 1 man play. He combines all three of the newest Star Wars films into a one-hour play.

Some kid also killed himself after cutting off the oxygen to his brain by choking himself to pass out and get a high of sorts.

Edit: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/08/09/cho...ame/index.html

I'll see if I can find links.
 
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
UC, you usually post strange/interesting news on a daily basis. Is today a day off or what?

Can't you GOOGLE your own news storys........you are such a typical cable guy.....Lazy....then your womanly traits come to life and you proceed to the b!tching.....d@mn....I just don't have it in me today to put up with the Jamzwayne drama....
 
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 11:51 AM
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Jessica Simpson's Hootie Cans are Real
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8669459
 
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by wstahlm80
Can't you GOOGLE your own news storys........you are such a typical cable guy.....Lazy....then your womanly traits come to life and you proceed to the b!tching.....d@mn....I just don't have it in me today to put up with the Jamzwayne drama....
Have a coke and a smile and **** already......I didnt ask you (the residnet hooker), I asked UC. His news is always better then what I find on GooGle.

Damn hookers.
 
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
Jessica Simpson's Hootie Cans are Real
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8669459

Yeah but her lips have 15 gallons of collegin in them and her face looks like she is holding it outside the window of a truck going a hunerd. Have you seen her early pics compared to her lately?
 
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 12:05 PM
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“At school my ***** were bigger than all my friends’ and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory.”
OK . . . good to know.
 
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 12:09 PM
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“When we were in church work [my daughters] wore bikinis and short shorts,” he said. “People in the church got mad at me then but we believe that what’s in the heart is more important than what’s on the outside.”
Any guesses as to why he is an Ex-minister?
 
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 03:41 PM
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Any guesses as to why he is an Ex-minister?
Because he is pimpin off he daughters money now?? durrrrrrrrr
 
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 04:06 PM
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Here's one for Dzervit from the great city of Detroit.

http://www.detnews.com/2005/metro/05...A01-276537.htm

As Detroit prepares to lay off non-essential workers such as police and fire personnel, check out these neat deer they just bought for $1,000,000
 
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 04:09 PM
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Here's one for Dzervit from the great city of Detroit.

BTW...where is that homo wanna be?
 
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
There's a guy in Ft. Collins Colorado who is putting on a 1 man play. He combines all three of the newest Star Wars films into a one-hour play.

Some kid also killed himself after cutting off the oxygen to his brain by choking himself to pass out and get a high of sorts.

Edit: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/08/09/cho...ame/index.html

I'll see if I can find links.

man i thought they just did it for autoarautic exphixiation(sp) purposes now its a game?
 
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Old Aug 10, 2005 | 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
Jessica Simpson's Hootie Cans are Real
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8669459

its a texas thing.... everything bigger here
 
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