Let's talk sex II (When was the last time?)
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Let's talk sex II (When was the last time?)
For me:
Friday- July 29, 2005 @ 05:30 AM...
( Normally I wouldn't want to be awaken 3-hours prior to the start of my shift- but, that's the kind of wake-up call I can live with. )
Friday- July 29, 2005 @ 05:30 AM...
( Normally I wouldn't want to be awaken 3-hours prior to the start of my shift- but, that's the kind of wake-up call I can live with. )
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Originally Posted by Monkey-1
What time is it now??
There was a time I was able to say that!!
LOL
My wife and I were 300 feet apart when we went to Korea in 1994-1995; whereas 95% were on a true hardship tour. Inevitiably this conversation woudl come up, and people would say- It's been 2 months, 3 months, 8 months, 11 months...
Hersh, when was the last time for you? And I'd say- "Well, it's 3:30 now, Oh... 3 hours and 15 minutes ago (nooner)..."
Then would come the "F-you Hersh's"
It was all good fun...
Everybody wasn't suffering over there- there was a LOT of infidelity going on over there- they called Korea "TDY".
Temporarily Divorced for a Year.
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Originally Posted by mattadams
Urban, you know the date and time and everything? Damn man we gotta get you laid!
For me, Saturday night.
For me, Saturday night.
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Well being married does have its perks...last time was yesterday afternoon at 3:00. We haven't missed too many days since the wedding other that when Aunt Flo comes to visit. Of course she's a welcome guest.
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Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
How could I forget? It was right before I helped you move! That day really sucked..... in a bad way.
3valve, I'm with you, I dont mind not getting some for a week, knowing that its systems go as normal after that, LOL.
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From: Burleson/Athens/Brownsboro, TX
Originally Posted by wstahlm80
Too long....about 3 months ago...damn *****....bit my nose off...
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lets say for instance you type a answer here and all is well and good
now your significant other waits 'till your not around and says under his/her breath "i wonder what the fuss on these boards is all about seeing so and so is ALWAYS here" hmmmmmmmmm so they snoop and snoop and snoop
now they found this thread
checks out your answer
and says "that lying sack of seagull sacks"
your answer and their answer dont match......oh oh
so now its confrontation time
the shouting gets so loud the neighbors call the law
you get thrown in jail
you cant make bail
you loose your job
loose your wife/hubby/whatever
loose your house
loose it all
and end up a homeless hopeless drunk out on the street
and you can thank F -150 online for everything!!
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Originally Posted by zapster
hold on a sec
did you know that this thread could get someone in serious trouble??
lets say for instance you type a answer here and all is well and good
now your significant other waits 'till your not around and says under his/her breath "i wonder what the fuss on these boards is all about seeing so and so is ALWAYS here" hmmmmmmmmm so they snoop and snoop and snoop
now they found this thread
checks out your answer
and says "that lying sack of seagull sacks"
your answer and their answer dont match......oh oh
so now its confrontation time
the shouting gets so loud the neighbors call the law
you get thrown in jail
you cant make bail
you loose your job
loose your wife/hubby/whatever
loose your house
loose it all
and end up a homeless hopeless drunk out on the street
and you can thank F -150 online for everything!!
cool huh?
...zap!
did you know that this thread could get someone in serious trouble??
lets say for instance you type a answer here and all is well and good
now your significant other waits 'till your not around and says under his/her breath "i wonder what the fuss on these boards is all about seeing so and so is ALWAYS here" hmmmmmmmmm so they snoop and snoop and snoop
now they found this thread
checks out your answer
and says "that lying sack of seagull sacks"
your answer and their answer dont match......oh oh
so now its confrontation time
the shouting gets so loud the neighbors call the law
you get thrown in jail
you cant make bail
you loose your job
loose your wife/hubby/whatever
loose your house
loose it all
and end up a homeless hopeless drunk out on the street
and you can thank F -150 online for everything!!
cool huh?
...zap!
Poor Jamz....