A boy sat in class one day trying to listen to his young hot teacher talk about poetry, when, as he neared sleep, the teacher said "and tomorrow we will share the poems outloud in class that we memorize tonight! See you all tomorrow, class dismissed" The boy quite confused headed home pondering over what he had heard. He sat at home for hours trying to figure out what to memorize for his class the next day. Soon his mother arrived home and the boy presented the problem to her. Triumphantly she recited a poem for him to memorize that she had memorized years earlier. It went something like this...
Between your eyes
where your beauty lies
makes my heart rise
By Shakespeare

It seemed easy enough and the boy was quite happy to be done with the project. The next day the boy once again sat in class trying to listen to his young hot teacher talk about poetry, when, as he neared sleep, the teacher said "Its your turn sweetie!" Now, fully awake, the boy was pushed to the front of the classroom. Seeing all the little eyes on him the boy froze trying to remember what his mother had recited to him. After just a moment he had it, It went something like this...
Between your thighs
where your ***** lies
makes my pecker rise
By Snake****

 

Hey Winchester, quote from "Teeth of the Tiger"?

Dave

 

A California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer pulls over a woman for speeding. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball."

He replied, "No, highway patrolmen don't have *****." There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.

 

A farmer in Iowa got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer feel uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, Having some problem with circle flies there, are ya?

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, Well yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of circle flies.

So the farmer says, Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.

The trooper says, Oh, and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute, he stops and says, Are you trying to call me a horse's ***?

The farmer says, Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ***.

The trooper says, Well that's a good thing, and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says, Hard to fool them flies though.

 

Im not sure, George Orwell said it, I thought it was a damn fine quote

 

Raoul?

 

Whacha asking questions for dolly....when Raoul tugs on that lease, you best be getting that nay-saying @$$ moving....

 

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding the trail one day.
Tonto jumps down from his horse and puts his ear to the gound.
"Kimosabe, Buffalo Come" says Tonto.
"How can you tell?" says the Lone Ranger.
"Face Sticky" says Tonto.

 

A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a
dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse
than usual.

He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars,
so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her
motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set
herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the
Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008, so
we're taking up a collection for her.

The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies "About 75 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

 

sweet....

 

[QUOTE=lees99f150] "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her
motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set
herself on fire. QUOTE]

Oh, if only this were true...

Tha crazy bi*ch would finally get her wish. The homeless would have food and a warmth.

lol, its sick i know

 

Q. What does a lesbian need to become a lesbian?



A. A licker licensce

 

Q: What do you call a girl from Arkansas that can run faster then her brother?






















A: A virgin.

 

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone
.
Q. What does tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What does a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their ***** are just for decoration.

Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have ***** to scratch

 

Zap didn't realize what he was doing starting all this hatred...






I hate you all!!!















If we wanna f#ck our sisters, the least you can do is not laugh at us.