Will someone explain girls?
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From: Cabot, AR
You've been Punk'd admit it, and move on. Just want to hang out, all that is is a one way ticket to the "No Nookie Zone". You already have gotten ALL that you ever will get from her, a hug, that's it. I hope that you enjoyed all 3 seconds that you felt her t!ts when you hugged her 'cause you ain't gonna get the see them.
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Originally Posted by captainoblivious
I'm with dzervit. Don't be a shmuck.
Don't hit, she may turn psycho, in which case you'd be even more confused then you are now.
Just run.
Don't hit, she may turn psycho, in which case you'd be even more confused then you are now.
Just run.
and brahmus thanks for the compliments on my wheels!
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From: Fort Bragg, NC
Dude, take your ***** out of the freezer and put up the pink scarf. Stop wasting time on this B!@#$! You won't get nothing but drama and frustration. If you continue with this, we will be forced to hunt you down and castrate you!
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From: Rochester NY
I'm guessing you didn't get to this part in ladder theory...
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Cuddle Bitches
cuddle bitch(n) - a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl but gets to have intimate moments with her like cuddling, spooning, or otherwise being affectionate. Usually this will occur in private. She probably considers him a really sweet guy, which is the kiss of death.
First off, cuddle bitches are bad, bad things to be. Maybe the worst thing to be. I mean, being an Intellectual ***** is bad, but being an Intellectual ***** who has to endure blue-***** is bordering on criminal.
As to how it fits into the framework of the ladder.
Basically this is just a guy who has a very high position on the friends ladder. So far up the friends ladder that he gets the dubious honor of getting to provide all the intimacy that a girl is missing when she's off ****ing guys who basically don't care about her like outlaw bikers and band members. So he gets to be the proxy father/confessor/friend/teddy bear for her, depending on what she is missing at the time. Perhaps the only consolation of this is a ladder jump to the real ladder seems statistically a little more likely to succeed. Of course, when one is that high up the fall is dreadful indeed...
How do we know this? Well, if a woman had a nice loving boyfriend then he would be doing all the cuddling and whatnot and likely wouldn't stand for a woman maintaining a stable of cuddle bitches. Unless he's completelty pussified, in which case she's likely ****ing some other people anyway.
For guys unacquainted with Ladder Theory, it is even worse. The cuddle bitch often thinks he is on the good ladder as opposed to the real ladder. So he gets all excited about his position instead of realizing he is being completely used. So this poor tool is really setting himself up for a fall at that point.
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Don't waste your time with this chick, or that may be the best you're going to do.
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Cuddle Bitches
cuddle bitch(n) - a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl but gets to have intimate moments with her like cuddling, spooning, or otherwise being affectionate. Usually this will occur in private. She probably considers him a really sweet guy, which is the kiss of death.
First off, cuddle bitches are bad, bad things to be. Maybe the worst thing to be. I mean, being an Intellectual ***** is bad, but being an Intellectual ***** who has to endure blue-***** is bordering on criminal.
As to how it fits into the framework of the ladder.
Basically this is just a guy who has a very high position on the friends ladder. So far up the friends ladder that he gets the dubious honor of getting to provide all the intimacy that a girl is missing when she's off ****ing guys who basically don't care about her like outlaw bikers and band members. So he gets to be the proxy father/confessor/friend/teddy bear for her, depending on what she is missing at the time. Perhaps the only consolation of this is a ladder jump to the real ladder seems statistically a little more likely to succeed. Of course, when one is that high up the fall is dreadful indeed...
How do we know this? Well, if a woman had a nice loving boyfriend then he would be doing all the cuddling and whatnot and likely wouldn't stand for a woman maintaining a stable of cuddle bitches. Unless he's completelty pussified, in which case she's likely ****ing some other people anyway.
For guys unacquainted with Ladder Theory, it is even worse. The cuddle bitch often thinks he is on the good ladder as opposed to the real ladder. So he gets all excited about his position instead of realizing he is being completely used. So this poor tool is really setting himself up for a fall at that point.
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Don't waste your time with this chick, or that may be the best you're going to do.
