one of Michael Jackson's best buddies, if you know vat I mean? He vood alvays call me 'Heiney', and by the vay, I've always loved you, Captain." Then, while bending over, the Captain bumped the 'torpedo-launch' button, and......

 

The sailor said "Hum- mine capitan- is zat a torpedo in your tube or are you just happy to zee me?" at that point the oxy-clean torpedo prematurly detonated, and the captain stated- damn- I shouda have bought that photon missle when I had a chance... now I have to clean up this mess before.....

 

before he could finish his thought of the mess he had to clean up. The submarine started to float back up toward the surface nose first. Capt. Yelled "Were saved boys, turns out that premature Oxyclean torpedo burst in the front of the ship is acting like a floatation device. " Now the submarine is bobbing up and down out of the water just like a fishing pole bobber with its second torpedo tube pointed straight at the incoming blue laser. Then.........

 

vee put on our pirate suits and begin to dance. Let's see, vere's dat mop..."Oh seaman Schmidt, have you seen da mop?" "Vie yes Captain, it's stuck in the.......

 

"Eidleviess, its stuck in the eidleviess!" Ach to lebba! vas are we goink to doo? Qvick! Qvick! Push mina buttoons and luncha zee misslle schultz!!! just then hogan and the rest reached around and...

 

took the Captain's side arm. BANG, BANG, BANG...they shot the crew and took over the sub. Now they turned their attention to the torpedo...

 

and planned their escape from stalag 13. "But Colonel Hogan, what about the laser that is headed this way?" said laboe. "WTF is a laser?" said Hogan-" its 1944, and we gotta stop Hitler before he does something stupid. I mean more stupid than he's already done" so Hogan and his crew jumped into the torpedo tube and launched straight toward.....

 

Iceland, and once he arrived.

 

they all stripped-down and took a refreshing bath in a geo-thermal hot spring, one of many on the island. After about a half hour or so, they noticed someone in an inner tube floating their way. Why...it was Peewee Herman & John Kerry...sharing a tube. "High guys", they said. "Hey, what's that thing streaking down from the sky? We better get our........

 

"keesters outta here fast" says hawkeye as trapper is right behind him with a arm full of...

 

toasted marshmallows and rubber underpants..."hey hawkeye, wheres the whiskey?" to which he replied "oh nuts- I left them in the....."

 

Swamp, we'd better head over and check on the

 

girls. I bet by now they're good and ...

 

full now. Since ordering all those pizza's for their girly party.
Just then Jethro gets an ideal, seeing all the aluminum paper sheets in the pizza boxes. Thinks to himself, " I wonder if I could slap one of them reflector thingys together and zap the laser back where it came from" So he..................

 

raced over to the refridgerator, found some coupons & ordered another 25 extra large pizzas with cheese, sausage & extra aluminum. "Make it snappy" he said. "That'll be about 45 minutes" the pizza joint answered. After finishing all the pizza they already had, and now having some time to kill, Jethro said "Lets all play a game of strip-..........