"Send the Queen in here...I'm ready." Santa drops his bag, and...

 

runs like a scared rabbit all the way back up to his raindeer. Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron
now in orbit over Skylon 4, "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator "Polar
orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off, a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the ****pit........

 

Santa sucessfully escapes the aliens house. Manages to leave the planet Zapintadula's atmosphere and rushes to the
aide of the Harris's cargo ship. "I have an early present for you" santa says, and tosses Harris a intergalactic plasma welder to repair his ship. "Iam getting the h*ll out of here" he says and calls the reindeer by name and off they go screaming towards earth. Meanwhile back at the alien house, the queen and Michael are still in a sticky situation......

 

while Micheal and the queen were distracted the alien special forces released a solar space nuclear device that is now hurling toward the earths atmosphere! they now have 30 minutes to live...

 

they break into song, with the queen kicking off her shoes...

 

na na na hey hey good bye! na na na hey hey good bye! ... while thre silly chanting continues the solar nuclear device is now that much closer to earth mean while back at ...........

 

the ranch, Goober & Cleatus look upward into the sky. Hot-daym Cleatus, Goober says, What the...

 

is that there one of them coment thingings? Shocks I don't know says Cleatus, where's my beer at says Goober... a barking by the hounds in the distance the animials are restless and then.....

 

Goober goes into the shed and returns with a bucket of minnows, a can of redi whip, and a glove made from a squirrel pelt. Then Goober says "C'mon Cleatus, lets...."

 

"go fishing for crawdads"

 

nah says Cleatus. "lets head on over to your sisters house for some good old fashioned fun.....

 

So off they went, or so they thought. The Chevy truck wouldn't start. "Dayng", said Cleatus, "We should have"...

 

lasso'd that Energizer Bunny and rode him to the ***** house, I meant your sisters house. Hearing that Goober...

 

Slaps cleatus upside the head and says listen here dipstick. Boss ain't gonna like you callin' his cousin a *****.

 

Just then, both of their jaws dropped as the sky began to light up. It was...