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UNBELIEVABLE POWER!

 

WTF? How did that happen? Did one of those 2Fast 2Furious finish line jumps go wrong?

BTW, how do you make those pics? Adobe Photoshop?

 

Latest X-treme sport: car bungee jumping.


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"Howard walked silently away from the carnage, where the pigeons, once again, mocked him once too often"

 

"Hey, Lisa... yeah it's me Becky. Like we're just hanging out. Like hold on I'm trying to park.................."

 

AP-Detroit MI

The much awaited test of General Motors new "Fly By Wire" navigation system hit a snag when a software glich caused the vehicle to interpret the code literally causing the test car to leap onto adjacent power lines. A GM engineer at the scene stated, "It was still pretty cool, but we should probably focus on building cars that run before we try to do anything fancy."

 

"I thought you said T-BIRD on a wire"

 

"Do I need to wire this through the fuse box or can I go right from the battery?"

 

"X-Prize contestant Rock Pick prepares for an early morning launch on Friday. 'I think we've got a pretty good chance here today. I'm just a little concerned about the landing, but we'll know for sure here shortly', said Mr. Pick."

 

"I think you might need a power inverter for that..."

 

AP:
Detroit:

General Motors introduced their new drive by wire system today.

 

"I know I said my battery needed a jump, but this is rediculous!"

On a side note: you must have gotten the e-mail that's been going around with all these pics... now I have a head start on the next few caption games...

 

"Time Warner announced today that in order to compete with XM Radio, plans are under way for 'Cable in the Car'. A spokesman from Time Warner said that research for this venture was still in the developmental state."

 

I told my wife to take the electric car into town but make sure to charge it when you get back.