1. Sign says vertical parking only ?

2. Ok it's red to Positive and black to Ground "Right"?

 

Looks like the "Snicker's" caption caused most of you to just quit...

I'm sure it can be beat... the question is if someone will come up with one better!

RP

 

Honey when i asked you to hang the car seat covers out on the Line i thought you would take them out of the car first

 

NASA is forced to scrap there latest project "High Powered sling shot" after numerous failed attempts barely got the vehicle off the ground.

 

dang,ifinallycomeupwithagoodone,andyougottashootme down...

 

I didn't say it'd be easy...

 

That reminds me of that song by Billy Squire.

Ohhh, the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin',
I don't know where I'll be tommorrow...

 

Uh, that was Steve Perry with Journey...

Or, did you mean The Stroke "somehow" got that car up there?

 

Space bar no worky?

 

Ahh, I thought Billy Squire did that one. Guess not. Sorry must have been a brain fart. Thanks for the correction.

Ok, what about... Purple Haze: Skuze me while I kiss the sky! ~Jimmy Hendrix:santa:

 

I'm horrible at stuff like this but I'll give it a go...

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George was thrilled with his new hybrid car but a little confused with the instructions on how to charge the batteries when away from home...

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OK, I tried! BTW, you guys are doing great, some pretty funny ones there. RP, I don't envy you the judging on this one!

 

1) "Can you hear me now?...OK"

2) Bob Dole walks home after accidently dropping Viagra into his fuel tank.

MR

 

Yes offi--sir URRRRRR right Ive not been drunk---en all all nite. Ah A-----B----D-----T-----Q-------R URRRRR sure thats not your car?

 

"CHECK OUT MY NEW SUSPENSION PACKAGE!!!!!!!"

 

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