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From: Hammer Lane
When asked by the police how he managed this feat,
a New Hampshire man replied, "I was just trying to get
the speed bump... er, I mean 'kitty' down from the pole
for the nice lady."
Way to go Burt.
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HONORABLE MENTION
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Thanks for playing! Another picture soon!
RP
Originally posted by closer9
Not going anywhere for awhile? Have a Snickers!
Not going anywhere for awhile? Have a Snickers!
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Originally posted by fatman66
Can't you just hear this as one of those radio commercials for OnStar?
-"Hello this is Chris at OnStar can I help you?"
-"Uh yeah... I think I've got a problem, oh my god HELP ME!"
-"Please try to calm down sir, what is your situation?"
-"Ok Ok... I've got myself hung up on a powerline."
-"Sir, what has this got to do with your car?"
-"I'm in the car."
-"I thought you were hung up on a poweline?"
-"I am, the whole car is up on the powerline."
-"You got to f*cking kidding me... Would you like me to stay on the line with you while I send for help and tell them what a moron you are?"
-"No, I think I'll be ok..."
Can't you just hear this as one of those radio commercials for OnStar?
-"Hello this is Chris at OnStar can I help you?"
-"Uh yeah... I think I've got a problem, oh my god HELP ME!"
-"Please try to calm down sir, what is your situation?"
-"Ok Ok... I've got myself hung up on a powerline."
-"Sir, what has this got to do with your car?"
-"I'm in the car."
-"I thought you were hung up on a poweline?"
-"I am, the whole car is up on the powerline."
-"You got to f*cking kidding me... Would you like me to stay on the line with you while I send for help and tell them what a moron you are?"
-"No, I think I'll be ok..."
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Originally posted by MRBBQMAN
"Howard walked silently away from the carnage, where the pigeons, once again, mocked him once too often"
"Howard walked silently away from the carnage, where the pigeons, once again, mocked him once too often"
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Originally posted by fatman66
"I think you might need a power inverter for that..."
"I think you might need a power inverter for that..."
Originally posted by MRBBQMAN
feeling pressure from other Orlando theme parks, Disney, today unvieled their new ultraride, "Suburban DUI"
feeling pressure from other Orlando theme parks, Disney, today unvieled their new ultraride, "Suburban DUI"
Originally posted by PBCrisis
10 minutes before picture was taken:
Tech Support: This is Stan, how can I help you?
Sales rep: Yeah, if I plug my laptop's auto adaptor into the cigarette lighter will I be able to download my email while driving?
Tech Suport: ....Sure but you need to make sure you have a good connection with the overhead phone lines first.
Sales rep: Are you sure?
Tech Suport: Absoultly that should solve the problem...if you have any problems just call back and ask for Steve.
Sales Rep: Oh...ok...thanks
10 minutes before picture was taken:
Tech Support: This is Stan, how can I help you?
Sales rep: Yeah, if I plug my laptop's auto adaptor into the cigarette lighter will I be able to download my email while driving?
Tech Suport: ....Sure but you need to make sure you have a good connection with the overhead phone lines first.
Sales rep: Are you sure?
Tech Suport: Absoultly that should solve the problem...if you have any problems just call back and ask for Steve.
Sales Rep: Oh...ok...thanks
Originally posted by wild-mtn-rose
George was thrilled with his new hybrid car but a little confused with the instructions on how to charge the batteries when away from home...
George was thrilled with his new hybrid car but a little confused with the instructions on how to charge the batteries when away from home...
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RP
