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From: The Internet
Dzervit: "Hey Tuff...I dare you to 'borrow' your neighbor's Mystique and see how fast you can make that turn at the corner."
Tuff-Ford: "I don't know. If it ever gets out, it might hurt my chances of gettin' on with the Georgia Highway Patrol."
Dzervit: "C'mon you redneck sissie..what's the worst that could happen?"
Tuff-Ford: "All right....but can it wait till after noon?"
Tuff-Ford: "I don't know. If it ever gets out, it might hurt my chances of gettin' on with the Georgia Highway Patrol."
Dzervit: "C'mon you redneck sissie..what's the worst that could happen?"
Tuff-Ford: "All right....but can it wait till after noon?"
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From: Lawrenceville, GA
10 minutes before picture was taken:
Tech Support: This is Stan, how can I help you?
Sales rep: Yeah, if I plug my laptop's auto adaptor into the cigarette lighter will I be able to download my email while driving?
Tech Suport:....
....Sure but you need to make sure you have a good connection with the overhead phone lines first.
Sales rep: Are you sure?
Tech Suport: Absoultly that should solve the problem...if you have any problems just call back and ask for Steve.
Sales Rep: Oh...ok...thanks
Tech Support: This is Stan, how can I help you?
Sales rep: Yeah, if I plug my laptop's auto adaptor into the cigarette lighter will I be able to download my email while driving?
Tech Suport:....
....Sure but you need to make sure you have a good connection with the overhead phone lines first.Sales rep: Are you sure?
Tech Suport: Absoultly that should solve the problem...if you have any problems just call back and ask for Steve.
Sales Rep: Oh...ok...thanks
Last edited by PBCrisis; Nov 19, 2004 at 04:09 PM.
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From: Rochester NY
Can't you just hear this as one of those radio commercials for OnStar?
-"Hello this is Chris at OnStar can I help you?"
-"Uh yeah... I think I've got a problem, oh my god HELP ME!"
-"Please try to calm down sir, what is your situation?"
-"Ok Ok... I've got myself hung up on a powerline."
-"Sir, what has this got to do with your car?"
-"I'm in the car."
-"I thought you were hung up on a poweline?"
-"I am, the whole car is up on the powerline."
-"You got to f*cking kidding me... Would you like me to stay on the line with you while I send for help and tell them what a moron you are?"
-"No, I think I'll be ok..."
-"Hello this is Chris at OnStar can I help you?"
-"Uh yeah... I think I've got a problem, oh my god HELP ME!"
-"Please try to calm down sir, what is your situation?"
-"Ok Ok... I've got myself hung up on a powerline."
-"Sir, what has this got to do with your car?"
-"I'm in the car."
-"I thought you were hung up on a poweline?"
-"I am, the whole car is up on the powerline."
-"You got to f*cking kidding me... Would you like me to stay on the line with you while I send for help and tell them what a moron you are?"
-"No, I think I'll be ok..."
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From: SW MO
"It's the age of the metro-sexual, and hygene is all the rage. Johnson & Johnson a long time player in the hygene game has just announced a joint venture with big time auto maker Ford Motor Company to market a new Sport Compact Dental Floss. The original concept was for removing Sport Compacts from the undercarriage of the much larger SUV's, but in a bizzare twist of research it was determined that this product could add in the range of 15-75HP depending on use."
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