Just when you thought it safe to cut the head off a chicken, nude w/ your dog [merge]

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Old 10-04-2004, 09:30 PM
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Just when you thought its safe to cut the head off a chicken , nude with your dog

it happens all to frequently........ the dog was prolly a ****er spaniel

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=6406472
 
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Old 10-04-2004, 09:32 PM
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gives new meaning to the term "choking the chicken"
 
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Old 10-05-2004, 06:35 AM
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Chicken anyone.

MMm yea check this one out. dam dog. dam knife.


BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his ***** for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.


"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."


Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.









 
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:32 AM
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Kind of gives new meaning to the term choking your....well you know!
 
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Old 10-05-2004, 08:04 AM
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What? Does this guy raise bald chickens?

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Old 10-05-2004, 08:28 AM
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uuuhhh... sure loser! You *THOUGHT* you had your hand around a feather chicken neck and not your own vieanna sausage?! Puh-leeze... me smells some really, really twisted story of this guy's perversion that he's not willing to admit...
 
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Old 10-05-2004, 11:24 AM
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dzervit, i think youre on the right track...
 
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Old 10-05-2004, 01:08 PM
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Originally posted by momalle1
Kind of gives new meaning to the term choking your....well you know!
check this out
https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...hreadid=170808

I guess great minds think alike...does this mean I'll get the urge to vote for Kerry now...NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! its too horrible to comprehend!!! Just kidding, funny stuff.
 
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Old 10-06-2004, 03:44 AM
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OMG that is just so...wrong!
 
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Old 10-06-2004, 09:30 PM
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Oh someone else besides myself who prefers to dine in the nude.
 
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Old 10-06-2004, 09:39 PM
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That's just wrong. At least it's something to talk about at work to pass the time.
 
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Old 10-07-2004, 12:38 AM
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I wonder if we can make this thread political to go along with the other 1,000.




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Old 10-07-2004, 10:59 AM
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BUSH BUSH BUSH!!!

That should get things rolling, buck!
 
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Old 10-07-2004, 11:04 AM
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Originally posted by buckdropper
I wonder if we can make this thread political to go along with the other 1,000.
I heard George Bush gave poison candy to children last Halloween and that John Kerry kicks puppies.
 
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Old 10-07-2004, 12:48 PM
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Originally posted by fatman66
I heard George Bush gave poison candy to children last Halloween and that John Kerry kicks puppies.
LMAO...
 


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