I'm sure this will **** plenty of the hardcore conservatives off, however I thought this was pretty interesting. (And for the record, I did vote for George Bush.)

GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House

RESUME

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for congress and lost.

I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; the company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.

With my father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.

I became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I attacked and took over two countries.

I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

I shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.

I set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal
record.

My first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history.

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.

I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips of any president in US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of television.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.

I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).

I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
Union simultaneously go bankrupt.

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.

I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight, of any presidential administration in US history.

I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and thereby no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.

My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force One).

I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

I took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

I, with a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

I am the first US president in history to have the people of South
Korea feel more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North Korea.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I set all-time record for number of administration appointees who
violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.

I failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.'

I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.

In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.

I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.

In a little over two years I created the most divided country in
decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since he civil war.

I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years every single economic category and indicator was heading straight down.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

I was AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.

I refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

 

Frankly, I think STX must be the fourth Dixie Chick.

 

STX/98:

You left off the most important one:

Unlike Clinton, Mr. Bush has ***** and has done everything in his power, not withstanding all the whine *** liberals, to protect American and its citizens.

Judge a man by his actions, not words...

Clinton = F (no *****, all talk no action, except with cigars and young females, helped economy to take major dump, passed it on to Bush)

Bush = A (big *****, little talk, mostly action, kicking the terriost ***'s, giving people their money back, making those that sit around all day watching TV worry about where that next FREE sub will come from, helping to restore the economy that Clinton sat around and watched, then dropped into Bush's lap)

 

Sorry but Bush is the man!

 

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.....

Some people should check their facts before posting.

Just like liberal saints everywhere. Hand the reigns of a runaway wagon over to someone else and blame them when it crashes.

Get a grip on reality.

 

heh, this is the wrong place for liberal propaganda.

 

 

Ok some of that stuff was good.

About the executions I think most of us here agree that there are plenty more we should line up for that joy ride.

Can you say 9-11? The above would have happened no matter who was in office.

 

That is a FACT, and you know what is sad? Clinton was whinning about how HE should have been in office when that happen. That is just sick, but thats a liberal for you, wishing for bad things to happen so they can make themselves look good...

 

QUOTE:

"I became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court."

Can you say President Clinton, he was NEVER elected by "popular vote" sad isn't it????

 

I think what is really sad about that post is there are a lot that are plain old LIES, and UNTRUTHS, made up by liberals for the brain dead followers who beleive anything they READ without any facts to back them up...


I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

I shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.

I set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history.

I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market
(all brought on by 9/11 and had absolutely nothing to do with anyone running the government)
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After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history. (thanks to liberal democrats for gutting the FBI and CIA for decades…)
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I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of television. (unlike Clinton President Bush don’t run his mouth and do nothing, he would rather just be a MAN and do the right thing, it’s called an action, and not Billy boy and his liberals wussies “feelings”)
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I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
Union simultaneously go bankrupt. (had to do with not only 9/11 but the fact that many were run by democrats that increased spending much MORE then they were actually brining in. During Clintons years of which Bill sat around and watched the stock market BUBBLE and did NOTHING all these other moron Governors figured they would one day get enough money to take care of their problems, NOT a problem of President Bush, but rather Billy boy and his liberals HIGH spenders)
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I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.(was taking place during the 8 years of Clinton, was found out after Bush took office, and he is actually doing something about it, unlike what Clinton would have done, remember money from China…)
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I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community.(it’s called leadership, something Clinton and no liberals have any idea about, the world watches as things happen, Clinton watched as things happen, Bush a real man and real leader did something about it. Leaders do what they KNOW is right and not go with the crowd, liberals are crowd followers and brain dead)
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I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.(it’s about time someone did because they are irrelevant, Bush gave them many chances, oh well so said, they did NOTHING for world peace, Bush is…)
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I withdrew from the World Court of Law.(excellent idea, we don’t need them because we are the superpower and know how to behave for the worlds best interest, refer back to UN and who is in charge of Human rights????)
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I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).(why in the hell would we let them in this country? We know what we are doing and we also know liberal democrats love to try and throw elections off, and deny those that protect America, the armed forces from voting, but we still do well and no need for some irrelevant UN inspectors here, dooh)
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I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

I took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).(this proved that most the rest of the world is a bunch of wussies, like France, Germany etc. It showed that America had ***** and not many people like TRUE BAD ASSES. It is the biggest diplomatic SUCCESS in US and world history because now the rest of the world knows, well as long as we have someone like BUSH in power that they had better NOT even think about screwing with America)
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I failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.'(someone must be smoking something. Bush is still in office and will be until 2008, therefore how in the hell has he “failed” it ain’t over yet baby…)
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In a little over two years I created the most divided country in
decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since he civil war.(again another excellent job well done by Bush. He has helped bring people out from being afraid of liberals and their lies. He has helped make many, many people who feel others should be held accountable for their actions, and be responsible a part of life again, that it is OK to judge others because of how they conduct themselves. It is good for America but BAD for liberals, they see themselves fading out of relevance and are doing everything possible to remain in some kind of power and thus they will try every thing to bring this country down…)
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I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years every single economic category and indicator was heading straight down. (NOT TRUE and a LIE. Bush entered office with a failing economy giving to him by Clinton, now with Bush as leader and even with 9/11 we are beginning to get out of the Clinton recession…)
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I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.(means he is looking out for America’s best interest. Anyone who knows politics know that if top leadership was taken out KILLED it would be a major disaster and could lead to America completely disincarnating, What if you had NO police what would happen?)
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THIS ONE IS JUST PLAIN DESPERATE FOR LIBERALS

I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force One).

IT IS CALLED PROTOCALL, something LIBERALS have NO clue about. Bush DID NOT RUN AND HIDE, and any moron that would say that has their head to far up their *** to understand otherwise.

Bush NEVER said that the enemy had the code to Air Force One, where did you get this crap from, most likely some liberal moron making up stories. Now someone in secret service may have had concerns about codes or something because NOBODY knew who was attacking and why.

NOBODY knew what was happening, and you don’t want the LEADER of the MOST POWERFUL country in the WORLD standing around waiting to be taken out. For those that don’t know, most congressmen and senators left town as well (protocol) no just republicans but the liberals and democrats as well.

So let’s put that one to rest, we all know Clinton would have CRAPPED his pants if he had been in office…

 

I think STX/98 might be French.

Thanks 01, I was about to respond by saying most of the problems in this presidency where brought on by 9/11.

As far as rendering the United Nations irrelevent...YAY!!

Until they have the ***** and technology to kick our *****, we are the Untited Nations. The other countries didn't have planes slammed into their skyscrapers. We did. If it had happened to them, I bet they would wanna get some payback also. I bet the Untied States wouldve helped them. Been the first one on the bandwagon. Instead of pissing and moaning the Whole world shoulv'e turned on the Middle East and turned it into a self lighting, glow-in-the-dark glass bottom parking lot.

I wonder how many F-150's it would take to pull down the Eiffel Tower? I'm game.


The rest of the world can kiss my ****. This is America. This is the land of the free and the brave. We invented flight, cars, the F-150, and everything else the world uses. We don't need them. They need us way more. Screw piece and stability. If they wanna **** and whine when we take action, then quit jacking with us. Just like the Japanese said when they bombed pearl harbor, "I fear all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant".

I'm just glad Bush was in office when it happend. I'm sorry it happened at all and it pissed me off. But if Clinton had been in office, we would have been sending barbies and lollipops to the terrorists listening to how they were not breast fed and giving them psychological treatment for it. Sending money and aid and trying to change their way of thinking without kicking their asses first.

All the years Clinton was in office is taking its toll and making Bush look bad. All he is trying to do is clean up the friggen mess left behind, and trying to recover the country from 9/11. He is doing an outstanding job. Whomever wrote this, take your ideas to Europe. Take Natalie Woods with you and have little baby liberal larve. You'll be loved over there.

 

lmao.... I knew you would enjoy this one XLT... As stated before, I just ran across this and found it to be pretty interesting,
and posted it here due to the amount of hardcore conservatives
we have moreso to get yalls opinion than anything else, so no I am not the author, not French nor the 4th Dixie Chick Regardless, I think whoever did write it makes some pretty interesting points.

 

01 that is pretty much exactly what I was thinking. Here here!

 

Just to stir the pot a bit and disagree with savageyzf, the USA did not invent the car.
Sorry, wasn't you. Invented lots of other great things but not that one.