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From: The Bluegrass State
Originally posted by Ford4Fun
Man: Hi acme, I would like some of your super stilts.
acme: That will be $125
man: ok
acme: that was easy, how about $200
man: does that come with fast delivery?
acme: no, that will cost extra.
Man: Hi acme, I would like some of your super stilts.
acme: That will be $125
man: ok
acme: that was easy, how about $200
man: does that come with fast delivery?
acme: no, that will cost extra.
Personally, I keep my set of stilts on the roof for just such an occasion. You can never be too prepared.
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From: The Bluegrass State
Originally posted by decoy562
So RP, who had the best caption??? Who won? We're all dying to know
So RP, who had the best caption??? Who won? We're all dying to know
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Originally posted by srfd44
Hello boss, I think I over purged the well: ya still want the sample.
Rockpick will know what the caption means
Hello boss, I think I over purged the well: ya still want the sample.
Rockpick will know what the caption means
I have to award this one FIRST PRIZE... I know alot of you don't get it but, I'm judging this thing and thus, this one wins! ROFL!
Originally posted by wannanicecar
"Hello? Hospital of the Amnesia and Myopia sisters? i need an ambulance real fast...my wife's water broke"
"Hello? Hospital of the Amnesia and Myopia sisters? i need an ambulance real fast...my wife's water broke"
Originally posted by Dareford
Yes dear. I really can't talk right now, I'm kinda in the middle something.
What? Okay a loaf of bread and gallon of milk.
I really need to get off the Ph. Yes, I know your mother is coming for dinner.
Listen honey, I really can't talk right now. No dear, it doesn't matter to me if we have chicken or fish.
Look dear, I'm standing neck deep in water right now and I really need to get off the phone. No I'm not making things up, I'm really standing in water up to my neck. No dear there is no other woman, I just really need to get of the phone. yes dear I still love you. I think your the most beautiful women in the world honey but I need to get off the phone. What? calm down I can't understand what your saying when your crying.
Yes dear, (glug, glug) I can wait until you get a tissue (glug, glug, glug, gasp, gasp)
What? oh, it's your call waiting beeper and you think it''s your mother and you want me to hold on a minute. Sure why not (glug, gasp, glug, gasp) (silence)
Yes dear. I really can't talk right now, I'm kinda in the middle something.
What? Okay a loaf of bread and gallon of milk.
I really need to get off the Ph. Yes, I know your mother is coming for dinner.
Listen honey, I really can't talk right now. No dear, it doesn't matter to me if we have chicken or fish.
Look dear, I'm standing neck deep in water right now and I really need to get off the phone. No I'm not making things up, I'm really standing in water up to my neck. No dear there is no other woman, I just really need to get of the phone. yes dear I still love you. I think your the most beautiful women in the world honey but I need to get off the phone. What? calm down I can't understand what your saying when your crying.
Yes dear, (glug, glug) I can wait until you get a tissue (glug, glug, glug, gasp, gasp)
What? oh, it's your call waiting beeper and you think it''s your mother and you want me to hold on a minute. Sure why not (glug, gasp, glug, gasp) (silence)
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THANKS GUYS! ENJOYED IT!
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From: Indy
I'm a little late but here is my caption:
911 ... this is Bullhead City, Arizona calling - I think California just fell off...
Damn - they spoil you guys!
Half of my sites I've been using 3.5 inch PVC bailers! The 0.64 sucks compared the 0.16 for 2 inch wells.
911 ... this is Bullhead City, Arizona calling - I think California just fell off...
All I have to say is that's one HELL OF A parstoltic pump.
Half of my sites I've been using 3.5 inch PVC bailers! The 0.64 sucks compared the 0.16 for 2 inch wells.
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Another environmental consultant among us... yup. 0.64 definately sucks with a 2" bailer. You all need to get some of those 4" well bailers... knock them out in no time flat then. Yeah, they're expensive but, buy a teflon one so you can just decon inbetween wells. Makes life considerably easier.
ROFL!
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ROFL!
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From: Indy
3.5 inch dedicated PVC is the way to go - when you're done rinse them off the DI water, throw them in their case, and go to the next well.
4 inch wells just suck. 3.5 inch bailers are better than the 1.5 inchers, but pulling 75-80 gallons of water out of the 60' wells with just enough recharge to keep them from going dry makes for a long day regardless.
4 inch wells just suck. 3.5 inch bailers are better than the 1.5 inchers, but pulling 75-80 gallons of water out of the 60' wells with just enough recharge to keep them from going dry makes for a long day regardless.
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I'm all about disposables on 2" wells...
Purge it... tie it off hanging in the well ... when sample time comes, lower it down, grab the sample, fill the VOA... toss it in the trash.
No decon required. Gotta love it.
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Purge it... tie it off hanging in the well ... when sample time comes, lower it down, grab the sample, fill the VOA... toss it in the trash.
No decon required. Gotta love it.
RP